Regarding the topic being old and well worn, the very first line I wrote in the OP asked if anyone had links to a previous discussion to avoid this being a trolling post. The fact that it has turned into a 9 page thread suggests to me that yeah, people do want to talk about it, but I think you were mostly just joking.
I've been on enworld for a long time, but haven't really posted a lot. Being in isolation has started to change that, so there are a lot of topics that I might bring up that are new to me, but very old hat to everyone else.