Prestige Class: Husband

[tahsin]

I just got married last weekend. I thought I'd post a description of my new class...

Prestige Class: Husband

Hit Dice: d6

Requirements: To qualify to become a husband, a character must fulfill all of the following criteria.

Alignment: Lawful-whipped.

Base Attack Bonus: +1 (gotta at least be able to draw a belt or bat as a free action as part of a move)

Skills:
Listen: Nagging 17 ranks (this skill is based on Constitution, not Wisdom)
Vermin Removal 5 ranks
Knowledge [Home Repair] 1 rank (notice it's not the actual ability to repair, just enough to think you know how to do it)
Trash Removal 5 ranks

Feats:
Dodge Flying Dish

Special: Must have suffered significantly at the hands of a Chaotically aligned Level 10 Girlfriend and then undergone a quest to subdue a Bride-Tarrasque.

Class Skills: The husband's class skills are Concentration (Con), Jump (Str), and Ride: Lawn Mower (Dex).

Skill Points at each level: 1 + Int modifier.

Class Features: All of the following are class features of the husband prestige class.

Weapons and Armor Proficiency: A husband gains proficieny in all heavy armors and shields (He's gonna need 'em!)

Lvl Fort Ref Will Special Granted Power
1 +1 +0 -1 Survive Wedding
2 +2 +0 -2 Uncanny Dodge Housework
3 +3 +0 -3 Unnatural Charm: Double Cha bonus on Diplomacy Checks vs Single Women
4 +4 +0 -4 Bonus Feat
5 +5 +0 -5 Knowledge: Everything (A husband gains the belief that he has maximum ranks for his level in every single knowledge skill, even though he really doesn't have it.)

 

[ceratitis]

so what happens when he cheats? does he lose his prestige class? only if caught? does he automaticly have to choose his next prestige class from the following two options: divorcee/murderer?
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[JustaPlayer]

Why would someone ever want that prestige class?

 

[Tonguez]

Why would someone ever want that prestige class?

Temporary Insanity

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

More like an affliction template like lycanthropy.

 

[Thunderfoot]

Because unlike most gamers we actually get to hang with a girl...
And we get to do things that would give Eric's grandmother a qudruple coronary.

 

[sniffles]

Men. Sigh.

I'm trying to get my fiancee into that PrC. Unfortunately we're having trouble meeting the prereqs. The original prereq we were having a problem with was 'Spouse must change surname'. When I finally gave in on that point, we discovered we're going to need to continue adventuring for another 10 years to earn the gold cost.

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

And we get to do things that would give Eric's grandmother a qudruple coronary.

You don't need to be a member of the PrC for that. Several ranks in Diplomacy, Tumble, and Use Rope will suffice.

 

[shilsen]

Because unlike most gamers we actually get to hang with a girl...
And we get to do things that would give Eric's grandmother a qudruple coronary.

You might be underestimating the old lady. How do you think Eric's dad got here ?

 

[The Shaman]

You don't need to be a member of the PrC for that. Several ranks in Diplomacy, Tumble, and Use Rope will suffice.

Knowledge (dungeoneering) sounds like a good addition to that skill set.