Imperialus
Explorer
The ranting and raving about 4E brings me back to a simpler time... A time before flash graphics were all the rage, Youtube was non existent broadband connections were the hottest thing to hit the internet, and no one knew what an I-Pod was. Yes, I'm talking about the months leading up to third edition when Eric Noah's Third Edition News was a hotbed of ranting, raving and general lunacy on all sides, I'm not even sure if Wizards had a forum at that point in time.
I've tried to remember some of my favorite rants about 3rd edition. Join me in reminiscing. I'm sure I've forgotten a lot of them.
Sorcerers don't need to memorize spells? ZOMG! It's like they want them to be like the sorceress from Diablo! What's next MANAPOINTS!
Wi$ards even made a Diablo game! They are trying to turn D&D into a video game!
Why do all the classes have the same advancement table! That's so stupid! Why would anyone play a thief anymore?!
Thac0 kept the riff-raff out!
Prestige Classes are for power gamers!
Monks and Dwarves are overpowered! Everyone is going to play Dwarf Monks!
Monks belong in Oriental Adventures! Keep your Ki out of my Arthurian Fantasy!
Everyone looks like they're getting ready for S&M night! Spiky armour looks like Anime!
D&D is becoming Dragonball Z! Feats are going to let PC's do ANYTHING!
Wizards can create magic items at third level?!?! DM's won't be able to control their campaign anymore!!!
Oh, and lets not forget OD&D (1974) is the one true game! All others are pale imitations of the real thing!. Someone or other around here still brings that up now and then.
I've tried to remember some of my favorite rants about 3rd edition. Join me in reminiscing. I'm sure I've forgotten a lot of them.
Sorcerers don't need to memorize spells? ZOMG! It's like they want them to be like the sorceress from Diablo! What's next MANAPOINTS!
Wi$ards even made a Diablo game! They are trying to turn D&D into a video game!
Why do all the classes have the same advancement table! That's so stupid! Why would anyone play a thief anymore?!
Thac0 kept the riff-raff out!
Prestige Classes are for power gamers!
Monks and Dwarves are overpowered! Everyone is going to play Dwarf Monks!
Monks belong in Oriental Adventures! Keep your Ki out of my Arthurian Fantasy!
Everyone looks like they're getting ready for S&M night! Spiky armour looks like Anime!
D&D is becoming Dragonball Z! Feats are going to let PC's do ANYTHING!
Wizards can create magic items at third level?!?! DM's won't be able to control their campaign anymore!!!
Oh, and lets not forget OD&D (1974) is the one true game! All others are pale imitations of the real thing!. Someone or other around here still brings that up now and then.
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