Scott DeWar's absence

[renau1g]

Tapeworms help you lose weight though.

"In the competition for jobs, women in the Xiamen area of China are purposely ingesting themselves with roundworm eggs—a parasite—to lose weight. It's a public health worker's worst nightmare."

Tapeworm Diet Infecting Chinese Women - Lifestyle - GOOD

 

[Leif]

Doesn't Monsanto, or maybe RAID, make a tapeworm-killing chemical? Wonder if it ould work if you just had asmall glass of that before bedtime every night?

 

[Scott DeWar]

simply washing it does just fine. to cure it they use to feed the patient a big pill of sulfur. Tape worm as a 'diet pill' just CAN'T be a good thing.

 

[Leif]

Doesn't Monsanto, or maybe RAID, make a tapeworm-killing chemical? Wonder if it ould work if you just had asmall glass of that before bedtime every night?

simply washing it does just fine. to cure it they use to feed the patient a big pill of sulfur. Tape worm as a 'diet pill' just CAN'T be a good thing.

Oh, sure, it might 'do just fine,' but you don't get to experience the psychedelic hallucinations or learn the intricacies of the stomach pump that way.

 

[Scott DeWar]

ya know, a medically induced coma with 8 surgeries-more then I would ask for! I don't need the hallucinations, thank you.

 

[Artur Hawkwing]

Hey, at least it wasn't me saying it.

 

[Leif]

Hey, at least it wasn't me saying it.

Shoulda/Coulda been though!

 

[Rhun]

I keep trying those tequila worms, but they don't work the same...

 

[Leif]

Hey, DeWar, I hope you get good news and glowing reports from the docs today!

 

[Scott DeWar]

good news: the tear in the rotater cuff is minor.

bad news: the x rays show a chunk of bone in a spot where it does not belong.