D&D 5E Short, Funny Bard Songs Please

[EzekielRaiden]

Cheerfully stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway:

"This....is...your....
Birthday song
It isn't very long
HEY!"

Edit: Looks like I was already swordsage'd by Remathilis. Still, all too appropriate.

So instead, one for recognizing your party:

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a rad bromance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a rad bromance

Brah, brah-ah-ah-ah
Broma, broma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your rad bromance

I want your AC, I want your HP
I want your everything as long as it's free
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love (hey)

(Ironically...a lot of the rest of the song barely needs to be rewritten, presuming the party is actually out for revenge against those who have wronged them...)

 

[Lanefan]

Here's a few more songs I've worked on

Heal (Sung to "Jump")
You get beaten up, and sometimes knocked down
Your pretty tough, one of the toughest around
And I know, just how to heal
You got to roll with the punches and parry that steel
I can make your wounds disappear
If you're injured I can intervene
It's not the worst that I've seen
although, that wound is pretty obscene
Ah, might as well Heal
Might as well heal
Go ahead and heal
Go ahead and heal

That Van Halen rewording is pretty good!

 

[brodahisou]

Cheerfully stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway:

"This....is...your....
Birthday song
It isn't very long
HEY!"

Edit: Looks like I was already swordsage'd by Remathilis. Still, all too appropriate.

So instead, one for recognizing your party:

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a rad bromance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Caught in a rad bromance

Brah, brah-ah-ah-ah
Broma, broma-ma
Gaga, ooh-la-la
Want your rad bromance

I want your AC, I want your HP
I want your everything as long as it's free
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love (hey)

(Ironically...a lot of the rest of the song barely needs to be rewritten, presuming the party is actually out for revenge against those who have wronged them...)

I love the the Caught in a rad bromance song. That's awesome. Thanks for sharing.

 

[brodahisou]

That Van Halen rewording is pretty good!

Thanks Lanefan.

 

[JasonZZ]

(With a nod to the Yogscast)

Minstrels of the land rejoice!
Sing, sing, sing with me!
Raise your lutes and raise your voice!
Play, play, play with me!
Down and down in dungeons deep
Is where we'll find all treasures neat
Gem and jewel and coins galore
Strewn about the dungeon floor
I am a bard and I'm singing a song
Singing a song, singing a song
I am a bard and I'm singing a song
Singing a song, singing a song

(and so on and so forth)

 

[Lanefan]

(With a nod to the Yogscast)

Minstrels of the land rejoice!
Sing, sing, sing with me!
Raise your lutes and raise your voice!
Play, play, play with me!
Down and down in dungeons deep
Is where we'll find all treasures neat
Gem and jewel and coins galore
Strewn about the dungeon floor
I am a bard and I'm singing a song
Singing a song, singing a song
I am a bard and I'm singing a song
Singing a song, singing a song

(and so on and so forth)

NOOOOOooooooooo!!

Now I'll have that song stuck in my head for the next three weeks!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Right Said Fred’s “I’m Too Sexy” works just fine for a bard on a social mingling mission.