[silly] Sell me your setting - in haiku!

[tsadkiel]

Inspired by a vaguely similar thread on rpg.net. Describe your favorite setting, and what's so cool about it, but do it as a haiku.

e.g.

Elf clans raid goblins.
Nomads sail on seas of glass.
Minotaurs in charge.

EDIT - fixed syllables in first line.

 

[Isida Kep'Tukari]

This is for my homebrew that I'm working on...

Dragons rule the land
But the Underdark is free
All others fight too

Yeah, that was bad. It's better than it sounds in haiku, I swear, check the sig link!

 

[dave_o]

w00t. I love Haiku.

The Empire is strong,
There, in the hidden places,
Lie untold rebels.

For my homebrew, Eldram.

 

[BiggusGeekus@Work]

Will the orcs prevail?
Sorry to pimp my homebrew
but Launhym may fall.

 

[ejja_1]

Magic Forbidden
Religous Magic Only
All Others Outlawed

 

[Voadam]

The Ravenloft I run

Horror in the night
Mists even in winter time
Can't detect evil

 

[KDLadage]

I'm afraid that I
Must again put in the word
For Umbragia's sake

The setting, in flux
History to be redone
Magic redefined

Still, the ideas!
Concepts that run through the mind:
A splash of water!

We use manna points
For the Mages to cast spells
While the Clergy don't

We have new races
That defy all tradition
And all the old molds

It is a new world
A fresh world to be explored:
Come join us today!

 

[Teflon Billy]

You are the master LaDage

 

[KDLadage]

< elvis > Thank-yew... Thank-yew-very-much... < /elvis >

 

[AdamDray]

The Vise

Dwarves and Elves make war
Mines and trees pinch together
Humans caught between