Star Wars quotes you never want to hear while having sex
"He will join us or die, my master."
"Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."
"Sorry sweetheart. I haven't got time for anything else."
"Well Princess, it looks like you managed to keep me here a while longer."
"Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-wan has taught you well."
"I love you.....I know."
"You don't have to do this to impress me."
"Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure."
"I assure you, Lord Vader. My men are working as fast as they can."
"The Emperor's coming here?" - disgusting!
"Strong am I with the Force, but not that strong."
"I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur I see a big light blur."
"Your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... sister!"
"Your overconfidence is your weakness."
"You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?"
"How are you going to pay for all this?"
"I have twenty thousand Republic dataries."
"Republic credits? Republic credits are no good out here. I need something more real."
"That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way."
"Don't defy the council, Master, not again."
"I beg your pardon. What do you mean, "naked"?"
"I saw your laser sword. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon."
"There's always a bigger fish."
"Remember: Your focus determines your reality."
"I'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe."
"Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is."
"Just relax, concentrate.
What about Padme?
She seems to be on top of things."
"I wasn't strong enough, but I promise I won't fail again. "
"You know I don't like it when you do that. "
"We'll take him together. You go in slowly on the left..."
"It's all Obi-Wan's fault! He's jealous. He's holding me back! "
"I truly... deeply... love you and before we die I want you to know. " - or any Padme/Annie exchange...
"It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force...but by our skills with a lightsaber. "
"If Obi-Wan caught me doing that, he would be very grumpy."
"...if you are suffering as much as I am, PLEASE, tell me! "
"My goodness, you've grown!"
"To the forward command center take me! "
"Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."
"Sorry sweetheart. I haven't got time for anything else."
"Well Princess, it looks like you managed to keep me here a while longer."
"Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-wan has taught you well."
"I love you.....I know."
"You don't have to do this to impress me."
"Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure."
"I assure you, Lord Vader. My men are working as fast as they can."
"The Emperor's coming here?" - disgusting!
"Strong am I with the Force, but not that strong."
"I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur I see a big light blur."
"Your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... sister!"
"Your overconfidence is your weakness."
"You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?"
"How are you going to pay for all this?"
"I have twenty thousand Republic dataries."
"Republic credits? Republic credits are no good out here. I need something more real."
"That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way."
"Don't defy the council, Master, not again."
"I beg your pardon. What do you mean, "naked"?"
"I saw your laser sword. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon."
"There's always a bigger fish."
"Remember: Your focus determines your reality."
"I'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe."
"Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is."
"Just relax, concentrate.
What about Padme?
She seems to be on top of things."
"I wasn't strong enough, but I promise I won't fail again. "
"You know I don't like it when you do that. "
"We'll take him together. You go in slowly on the left..."
"It's all Obi-Wan's fault! He's jealous. He's holding me back! "
"I truly... deeply... love you and before we die I want you to know. " - or any Padme/Annie exchange...
"It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force...but by our skills with a lightsaber. "
"If Obi-Wan caught me doing that, he would be very grumpy."
"...if you are suffering as much as I am, PLEASE, tell me! "
"My goodness, you've grown!"
"To the forward command center take me! "
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Raven Crowking
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Worst of all possible lines to hear:
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"Meesa Jar Jar Binks!"
"Its as big as a moon!"
Psychic Warrior
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DnDChick said:
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