(OOC: I'm assuming that Angel is not going around in his winged form- that would probably startle the guard for sure, which it didn't seem to do. I'm also assuming that this guard hasn't seen most of the van- including Nitro- yet. If he's seen all of us or Angel in his winged form, this is a whole different ballgame)
"Trying something", Nitro types.
Nitro opens the side door and gets out of the vehicle (then closes it most of the way), looking regal but also needy. "Hey man", he says to the guard. "I'm Johnny Nitro- you've probably seen me on TV. That guy (motions towards Optic) is my driver- Asian guy's my trainer. I've got a problem- you've heard I have superpowers, right? Well, they're not really superpowers- it's just The Juice [a foul-tasting white concoction that is the Strength equivalent of Zoom, the speed drug].
But Bonesaw was experimenting with The Juice too and it turned him into a crazy rampaging monster. Probably an imperfection somewhere. I'm worried that my supply isn't pure. I've got it so good as a hero right now, man. I've got a lot of endorsement money riding on being a hero and not just a wrestler. You guys are pharma, you can probably hook me up with the pure stuff. I was told to ask for a Ms. White here- I don't know if she's real or if that's how people refer to The Juice- you know, like Mary Jane or something? Think you can hook me up or take me to someone who can?
(OOC: Hope for good Bluff check. Luckily Nitro's relatively bulletproof)