Bill and Ted's Excellently-Translated Oath of the Ancients
“I do solemnly swear…”
- Be kind, yo, and fight against sadness
- Find places where people are cool dudes and shield them from the bogus ones
- Keep real chill and awesome, can't spread coolness without being cool yourself, dude
- Inspire others to be excellent to each other and thus party on
Fixed that for you