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Dutifully obeying orders, the dozen or so hobgoblin under-officers followed their captain into the mess hall. At the far end, a large map had been set up on an easel and they all gathered around to study it. None of them looked up at the rafters. Why would they?
Because Inannyunot had flown up to the roof and was sitting comfortably waiting for them, that's why. He had conjured the fake map into existence a few minutes earlier, after emerging from the cellars in the kitchen area and, with Albert's help, swiftly dispatching the orc cooks who were preparing night breakfast. Indeed, Albert and Ha! were still in the kitchens because it appeared that Iggy had a great liking for sausages and refused to leave until all two hundred had been gobbled up. *Croon! Burp!*
As I said, none of the hobgoblins looked up at the rafters and so they really, really, weren't expecting to be killed en masse by the fireball that suddenly erupted from Inannyunot's fingers. The hobgoblin captain was quite annoyed too as, with badly-burned hands, be started to beat out the flames that engulfed his uniform. The second fireball that killed him as well was really quite unfair. But what can you do?
A little later, all of our heroes met up at the prearranged rendezvous in the inner courtyard of the keep, and everyone congratulated each other on how brilliantly the plan had succeeded. Except it hadn't. The orcs in the parade ground had collectively realized that (a) their officers were all dead, (b) the big gate was open, (c) they were orcs, and (d) orcs are chaotic evil. They streamed out of the gate and down the snow-covered trail to go on the rampage on the ski slopes, which was the exact opposite of what the plan was intended to achieve and left Ruined Abbey even worse off than before.
Oops.
High up in his cramped room, Bar-De-Door gave an evil cackle as he packed a suitcase ready to leave. "Losers!" he shouted. "Couldn't organize a burial in a graveyard!"
Because Inannyunot had flown up to the roof and was sitting comfortably waiting for them, that's why. He had conjured the fake map into existence a few minutes earlier, after emerging from the cellars in the kitchen area and, with Albert's help, swiftly dispatching the orc cooks who were preparing night breakfast. Indeed, Albert and Ha! were still in the kitchens because it appeared that Iggy had a great liking for sausages and refused to leave until all two hundred had been gobbled up. *Croon! Burp!*
As I said, none of the hobgoblins looked up at the rafters and so they really, really, weren't expecting to be killed en masse by the fireball that suddenly erupted from Inannyunot's fingers. The hobgoblin captain was quite annoyed too as, with badly-burned hands, be started to beat out the flames that engulfed his uniform. The second fireball that killed him as well was really quite unfair. But what can you do?
A little later, all of our heroes met up at the prearranged rendezvous in the inner courtyard of the keep, and everyone congratulated each other on how brilliantly the plan had succeeded. Except it hadn't. The orcs in the parade ground had collectively realized that (a) their officers were all dead, (b) the big gate was open, (c) they were orcs, and (d) orcs are chaotic evil. They streamed out of the gate and down the snow-covered trail to go on the rampage on the ski slopes, which was the exact opposite of what the plan was intended to achieve and left Ruined Abbey even worse off than before.
Oops.
High up in his cramped room, Bar-De-Door gave an evil cackle as he packed a suitcase ready to leave. "Losers!" he shouted. "Couldn't organize a burial in a graveyard!"