Jack Haggerty
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"Begging your pardons," Jack interrupts as gestures for another bottle of whiskey, "but really, what difference does it make? Whether for good or bad, this fellow wants us to knock off another bloke for a handful of cash. Either way, the culley's laid out for a dirt nap, eh?"
"So, if it makes you squeamish, there's some sport hunting rats the other side of the Big-Little Pass, or there's the grubbies what need help with bandits over in Red Oak.
"Otherwise, I'd be much obliged if you'd quit your preaching all that high-and-mightyness so's we can get the job on, eh? Nothing personal Mr. Quickwhip and no offense meant Miss Fant, of course, just business, you know."
"Now, what truly worries me, Mr. Audron," Jack continues, after starting in on that fresh bottle of liquor, "is why this fellow's so expensive to you. What do you get out of this, eh? You've no claim on the house or the inheritance, sure enough. And certainly any wizard who's muddled up a new spell all on his own would keep an spare copy stashed away... just in case. It'd be foolish not to. So why are you so hot to jigger this fellow without letting the lawmen in on it first? Doesn't sound like he's going anywhere. Just what makes him so dangerous, eh?"
"So, if it makes you squeamish, there's some sport hunting rats the other side of the Big-Little Pass, or there's the grubbies what need help with bandits over in Red Oak.
"Otherwise, I'd be much obliged if you'd quit your preaching all that high-and-mightyness so's we can get the job on, eh? Nothing personal Mr. Quickwhip and no offense meant Miss Fant, of course, just business, you know."
"Now, what truly worries me, Mr. Audron," Jack continues, after starting in on that fresh bottle of liquor, "is why this fellow's so expensive to you. What do you get out of this, eh? You've no claim on the house or the inheritance, sure enough. And certainly any wizard who's muddled up a new spell all on his own would keep an spare copy stashed away... just in case. It'd be foolish not to. So why are you so hot to jigger this fellow without letting the lawmen in on it first? Doesn't sound like he's going anywhere. Just what makes him so dangerous, eh?"
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