"Bah! If I get a penny for evry time me wife gave me da beatings I'd be me own boss. Haha!" Bronzebeard's humor improved a ten thousand folds at the sight of beer and the sight of the lovely tiefling lass wasn't half bad.
For a long time he only opened his mouth to swallow the alcohol, what everyone had to agree was a bleesing, but them his eyes got glassy and dreamy. "Marla sure seems a healthy lass, like a true dwarven girl."
His eyesight blurred with what seemed like tears. "Oh, blast. Now I be getting all fuzzy-like..."
At that he saw the warrior come in. A lad with nothing more than a stub for a beard, unlike his well-combed beardful, and more weapons than an arsenal. "Tryin' to overcompesate for somifin' lad? Har har"
For a long time he only opened his mouth to swallow the alcohol, what everyone had to agree was a bleesing, but them his eyes got glassy and dreamy. "Marla sure seems a healthy lass, like a true dwarven girl."
His eyesight blurred with what seemed like tears. "Oh, blast. Now I be getting all fuzzy-like..."
At that he saw the warrior come in. A lad with nothing more than a stub for a beard, unlike his well-combed beardful, and more weapons than an arsenal. "Tryin' to overcompesate for somifin' lad? Har har"