Oh great, now I'm imagining Xanathar forcing his minions into huge roller-skating dance numbers.
"Minion #258, you were a half-second off the beat there for a few moments, you know what that means!"
ZAP
(pile of dust)
"And let that be a lesson to the rest of you - the choreography is the most important part! Now, enslaved bards, let's start from the top..."
A place where nobody dared to go
The hate that we came to know
They call it Xanathar.
And now, open your eyes and see what we have feared is real
It is the Xanathar
Eleven eyes are dancing and each stream, a shooting beam
A petrifying ray and you're here with me, eternally
Xanathar, Xanathar
(Now we are here) with Xanathar
Xanathar, Xanathar
(Now we are here) with Xanathar
Xanathar, your neon beams will shine for you, Xanathar