Homicidal_Squirrel
Adventurer
I can help. Invite me to your D&D game. I get to finally play a game, and you get to watch me lie to all your friends. Win-win situation. But I swear to Dog, if you actually order a pineapple pizza...Well the biggest problem is that it would make me look like the jerk in the situation, and I don't want to be the jerk. So I wouldn't do that...not to a complete stranger, and not to my friends whom I've invited to my home for a D&D game.