Wofano Wotanto
Hero
Well, we wouldn't want that.This is perilously close to a serious discussion.
I've also seen a replacement PC introduced to the game by having an Alien xenomorph leap out in front of the party, clutch its chest, stagger a bit and fall over before the new thief erupted from its chest in an explosion of gore. When we all (including the thief's player) asked how that happened the DM blithely informed us we'd find out once we were old enough to take Sex Ed in school. I think I played one more session of that game before escaping to an open slot at the "old enough to play with grown-ups" Runequest table.