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So my friends are pretty confused as to why/how I play, I have a level 16 argonian and have not yet completed the first quest. The reason for this is, I killed all of Riverrun after getting there, at least the people I could kill, and then I moved to Whiterun, found out that there are guards there, and then proceeded to pickpocket everyone I could, which cost me a lot of money at first but now my pickpocket is level 80 and I have a 100% chance of stealing every time I try, so that's been good, and I recently downloaded a mod that kills a guard whenever he says "I used to be an adventurer like you but (wait for it) I took an arrow to the knee" so I've been running around indirectly killing all the guards in whiterun after I pickpocket them, the resulting problem in this is that if I kill somebody or break into their house, inevitably the whole town gets mad at me and I need a guard to arrest me before they calm down, the only problem is that I killed most of the guards, so I've just been leaving my horse at the outside of town so I just run that way as fast as I can, hop on my horse and ride away from town as quickly as I can, then come back when the people aren't upset, seeing as I've taken all of the jarls stuff, i should probably actually do the quests and get on with the story, but in the meantime I'm enjoying being the most awesome criminal dressed as a whiterun guard (I take their stuff after they die and usually sell it but I took the stuff from one and put it on, so I feel so much worse when I stab someone in the back with my sword that I took from a guard)
Thus ends my story of skyrim[/sblock]
