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The Order of the Stick meets a terrible Foe

Lonely Tylenol

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Eva of Sirrion said:
[sblock]A lawful-stupid paladin grossly misinterpreting things? Perish the thought. ;)[/sblock]

Bloody stupid paladins. They always smite first and ask questions later. Then later, they're all "oh how I have erred, please forgive me!" Just once I'd like someone to respond with "I can understand why you expect forgiveness. You're a paladin. Paladins trust in the goodness of others and their compassion. Compassion and goodness lead to forgiveness. But I'm not a paladin. And my party's rogue just put a shiv in your butt while we were talking here because you're a jerk. Go meditate on that, you holier-than-thou waste of a perfectly good 20-point BAB."
 

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RandomPrecision

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I've always thought it was a 3.5 Samurai from Complete Warrior. Two curved swords, one longer than the other, sounds like daisho-style to me - I think it's a katana and a wakisashi, that the samurai uses in CW. Besides, she mentions lawfully doing things a few times in #200. Smite evil isn't samurai-given, I don't think, but hey, she could multiclass, or something.
 



Eva of Sirrion

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Dr. Awkward said:
Bloody stupid paladins. They always smite first and ask questions later. Then later, they're all "oh how I have erred, please forgive me!" Just once I'd like someone to respond with "I can understand why you expect forgiveness. You're a paladin. Paladins trust in the goodness of others and their compassion. Compassion and goodness lead to forgiveness. But I'm not a paladin. And my party's rogue just put a shiv in your butt while we were talking here because you're a jerk. Go meditate on that, you holier-than-thou waste of a perfectly good 20-point BAB."

LOL glad I'm not the only one who has experienced LS paladins firsthand.

amazingshafeman said:
Man, over the next couple of weeks, I'll miss THREE installments because of my stupid wedding..... Maybe I'll skip it.

Dude, get your friggin' priorities straight!

[sblock]Move the wedding to next week and camp out in front of your computer for the next OotS installment! ;) [/sblock]
 

Epinephrine

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OotS has been pretty good at making fun of many of the classic D&D elements so far. One wacky element they haven't touched on yet?

Reincarnate.

Just sayin'.
 

Andor

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I'm thinking Oriental flavored Paladin/Monk. And I'm also thinking that 'splortch' was Durkon taking the hit for Roy.

Smiting a good cleric who has already surrendered and is protecting another? Sounds like an ex-paladinhood to me.
 


Laiquende

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Epinephrine said:
OotS has been pretty good at making fun of many of the classic D&D elements so far. One wacky element they haven't touched on yet?

Reincarnate.

Just sayin'.

Tell me about that, one of my players used that spell and went from a half-dragon to a Kobold :p

Agree with the other comments, this is one of the best OoTS comic, I think that the part when the paladin reveals as a woman is great!, I was hoping to see a Drow or some extraplanar being, the twist of being a Paladin ( or something like that) is amazing
 


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