The Bartender
(DM’s note: this is the last of the character set-ups. Although I just touched on some of the major aspects of each character, there’s a lot more to them that should come out later in the story. After this we start getting into the thick of it: twisted magic, elusive mysteries, and epic evil.
Not to mention born-again kobolds, un-scalable ladders, a shiny metal purse, and a strange and effective military tactic know simply as the “Reverse Johnson.”)
The Bartender
Connor gave the serving wench a wink and a comforting smile as he wiped the blood from his hand.
“Be a love and see the soldiers get a round on the house. This fella won’t be troublin’ ‘em any more today.”
The round girl nodded at him and filled her tray with pints before whisking out to the table where several soldiers of the Scinterland army were scowling into empty mugs.
Connor bent down to the bloodied drunk at his feet and pulled him up by the scruff of the neck. “Come on, lad. Time to go.”
“You broge my nothe!” The words leaked through the man’s hand as he held it over his broken face, thin lines of blood and spittle dribbling between his fingers.
“Aye,” Connor said. “And be thankful I did. Otherwise those men over there mighta’ seen fit to hang you from the castle walls.”
The drunk darted a quick glance at the soldiers through the corner of a swelling eye before he stumbled out the door.
Molly the serving wench met Connor behind the bar and started placing mugs into the soapy basin at her knees. “You should have let them have him. They would have given more than just a broken nose.”
“And ruined my bar in the process. No, he got what he deserved. No more, no less.”
Molly wiped her hands in her apron. “Still, to say that about the King was—“
“—wrong, yes. But not worth dyin’ over and certainly not worth killin’ over. Those soldiers woulda had to spend time in the stocks if they had their way with him.” Connor wiped a mug clean, inspecting it as if he were appraising a diamond. “This way, everybody wins. That drunkard learns his lesson, the King’s honor is defended, those boys stay out of trouble, and I don’t have to spend a week remodeling my bar.”
“But it scares me to see you fight, Connor.”
Connor flashed her a wistful smile. She waved a dirty rag at him and said, “Oh, you silly man. I just worry that someone might damage that pretty face of yours.” Then she turned to see to a couple of royal blacksmiths who had just sat down.
Molly was new and still seemed to be overly concerned by Connor’s size. Though certainly not a small man, he wasn’t a large man either. But it did seem that he was always the one having to look up during a conversation, especially in this bar.
The Broken Halberd was only a few short blocks from the castle proper and was a favorite among the Scinter Knights and most of the other men in King Scinterod’s army. Connor hadn’t been there long himself, but in the short time he had been there he had earned a reputation for keeping the tavern free from the typical violence one would find in a place frequented by men whose sole purpose in life was to kill other men…
…and drink…
…GARGANTUAN amounts of alcohol.
But that reputation wasn’t easily earned. The first few months he had tried to ignore the sparring soldiers under the auspice of “boys will be boys,” but when he had to patch holes and replace windows just as often as serving ale, he put his foot down.
Literally.
Connor was wiping greasy fingerprints off the bar when two Scinter Knights walked in. They were tall (as they ALL seemed to be), broad, and dressed in ceremonial plate-mail that glinted in the dull light of the bar as if it had been covered with a fine layer of gem-dust. It was their best armor, worn in honor of the fallen Prince. The same armor the Knights on board the Lady Darleanna were wearing when she set out on her final voyage.
Connor could see the haunted look in their eyes. The same look that was on everyone’s faces these past few days, ever since the sweet Prince had died. It was a look reflected in his own eyes when he stood before the looking-glass.
Connor shook his head then gently laid the bar-towel over his shoulder and nodded to the Knights. “Afternoon, mi’lords. Perhaps some ale to help dull the pain of this dark day.”
The two men shared a look, then one asked the other, “That him?”
The Knight nodded. They both strode to the bar, their heavy plate-mail rustling like the leaves of an iron tree. “Connor is it?”
“Aye.”
“The Hand would like two barrels of your finest ale delivered to him. Now.”
“Of course, mi’lord. I’ll have a boy run them ov—“
“No.” The Knight leaned forward, his leather bracings creaking. “You. Sir Feon Rey said YOU were to deliver it.”
“Me?”
“Is there another man by the name of Connor who keeps bar at the Broken Halberd?”
“No, I suppose there isn’t.” Connor was about to ask why the Hand had asked for him specifically, but then thought better of it. When dealing with the Hand, it was always best to keep questions to a minimum. The less he knew of the Hand’s business, the safer he’d be. Just get in. Just get out. The sooner he delivered the ale the sooner he’d be back to mopping vomit off the floor.
The Scinter Knights said nothing on the way to Arradian Castle. Connor walked between them, a barrel of Dobhran’s richest ale under each arm as he tried to ignore the feeling that he was being taken prisoner. He was just going to deliver the barrels to the kitchens and be done with it. Get in, get out. Nothing more. There was no reason to feel uneasy.
He had been inside the castle before, making similar deliveries to the kitchens for the King’s chefs. But Connor couldn’t fathom why the Hand would lower himself to request errands on behalf of a cook. Of course, the kitchen help was obviously too distraught over young Prince Korskadain’s death to be able to do such simple tasks as requesting a delivery of ale. That had to be it.
Once inside the castle, they made their way past a host of servants and nobles alike, all of them quiet and somber.
Yes, the kitchen help is too upset. That must be it. Ah, the poor things.
He adjusted the barrels under his arms as they walked straight to the hallway leading to the kitchen—
Yes, poor things.
—and then turned in the opposite direction.
“Excuse me, mi’lords, but aren’t the kitchens back that way?”
The more talkative of the two Knights stared down at him, never losing stride and said, “Yes.”
Connor nodded and then stared straight ahead, letting the two men guide him deeper into the castle. The chefs, they must be so upset they couldn’t leave their quarters. Yes, of course. That was it. Just no more questions, Connor lad. Get in, deliver the ale, and get out.
When Connor’s arms started to strain with the weight of the barrels, they stopped in front of a heavy door so deep within the castle that he was beginning to feel claustrophobic for the first time in a long, long while. One of the Knights knocked twice with the toe of his boot, then once high above his head. The door opened and Connor was ushered inside.
Inside a small group of people were sitting down to a feast. The Hand himself stood at the far end of the table, his squire by his side. Sir Feon Rey looked up and said, “Good. Pour us something to drink.”
Connor did as he was told. But as he poured ale into the empty mugs, he tried his best not to look directly at the faces of those gathered. The less he knew, the safer he’d be. But it wasn’t long before his curiosity overtook his reason.
Though he had seen all matters of creatures in the city of D’Auri, this small assembly was particularly odd. A harefellow agitated in his chair while next to him a young woman—just old enough to be called so—sat with her back perfectly straight, the smooth mounds of her womanhood clearly visible through the sheer fabric she wore.
Opposite her a Materite sat politely moving food to his plate while an older man with a wagon wheel resting against his lap bowed his head in prayer before serving himself. But perhaps the most noticeable thing about them was that they looked as nervous and as uncomfortable as Connor felt.
He concentrated on bringing his breathing under control, lest he spill ale on one of the Hand’s guests. Get in. Get out. When all of the mugs were filled, Connor made his way to the door to take his leave. The Scinter Knight standing in front of the door did not move.
“Connor…”
Connor turned. “Aye, Lord Hand?”
“Stay.”
But there’s vomit waitin’ for me. “Of course, mi’lord.”
Connor stood by the wall, stared at the floor and imagined himself fading into the stone.
“Please, eat as much as you’d like,” the Hand said. “While you do, I will explain why I brought you here.”
From the corner of his eye, Connor watched the rabbit’s nose twitch while he put as much food in his pockets as he did his plate. The others politely nibbled at their food, all of them watching the Hand from their periphery.
“I’m afraid I have no pleasantries this day so I will get straight to the point.” Everyone at the table froze in mid-motion for a moment: mugs, napkins, forks all pausing halfway between plate and mouth. Everyone except for the young woman. She seemed to be studying the food at the end of her utensil, turning it this way and that before putting it in her mouth.
“To put it simply, the Scinterlands needs your help. Your King needs your help.” Sir Feon Rey let out a low, heavy sigh. “And I need your help.”
The people sitting around the table stared at one another, all looking as if the Hand had just told them they had sprouted horns from the tops of their heads.
The Materite wiped the corner of his mouth then said, “Of course, my lord Hand. I would never presume to speak on behalf of the others gathered here, but it would be an honor for me to assist the Crown in any endeavor.”
“My thanks to you, Glasdon. But before you agree, any of you, there are certain things you must know.”
The rabbit found his appetite again and was shoveling food into his mouth and pockets with equal relish. “Mmwha sor’ a fings?”
Connor knew that now would be the best time to start singing to himself or reciting the lengthy list of Uilleand mead carried by the Broken Halberd or even the lengthier list of bar matrons he’d met in his young life. Anything to keep him from hearing what the Hand was about to say. The less he knew, the safer he’d be.
Let’s see, there was Denise, Shannon, Ariel of Newsport as well as Ariel of Fallsworth…”
“Because I am giving you the opportunity to refuse, I cannot divulge all the information unless you accept.”
…Mary, Farsinna, Bellenellaria, Sue…
“But I can assure you that you will all be paid. Handsomely. Gold, land, and titles.”
…Cara, Sarah, and who was the girl that liked the manacles? Oh yes, Darla…
“As for the task itself, until you agree, I can only tell you this…”
…and the sisters from Greenfield, what were their names, the sisters…
“It involves the Sisters.”
…the sist—
Connor looked up at the mention of the Sisters and saw that everyone at the table had gone pale, like ghosts haunting the place of their last meal. Almost in unison, they emptied their mugs.
Sir Feon Rey House Eater sat quietly, watching his guests ponder such a task. Connor could hear the Hand breathing as he waited, arms folded, his squire at attention by his side. “Connor,” the Hand said.
He stepped away from the wall.
“You are included in this as well.”
Connor could feel his blood draining from his face and pooling at his feet. “I’m honored, mi’lord, but I’m only a barkeep, after all.”
“Save it, Connor. You honestly think my men don’t talk to me? I am fully aware of how well you can handle yourself.”
Connor nodded without a word, then picked up a barrel of ale, raised it to his lips and took a long swallow.
The old man with the wagon wheel cleared his throat. “Excuse me, Lord Hand, but when you say ‘the Sisters,’ do you mean the Sisters?”
“Yes.”
“As in Mandlebrot’s daughters?”
“Yes.”
The rabbit raised a gravy-stained paw. “As in the three crazy sisters who buggered off just before their father’s great magical city up an’ disappeared?”
House Eater stood up and rested a hand on the hilt of his sword. “Yes, those sisters. What I am asking you to do will not be easy, I understand this. But I have selected each of you for various reasons which I will not go into now. All you need know as of this moment is that your King is calling upon you to help the Scinterlands. If you wish to leave, you are free to do so. But just remember…” the Hand squeezed the hilt of his sword, the tendons in his hand popping like twigs in small fire. “…it’s not everyday that you are asked to become heroes.”
House Eater stepped away from the table, his hand no longer looking as if it was resting on the hilt of his sword but more like it was ready to pull the blade free. “This is all I will tell you. Gold, lands, titles. All yours. But the task involves the daughters of Mandlebrot. The Sisters.”
The Hand then turned to Connor, staring at him with cold disinterested eyes, and spoke.
“Choose.”