Thread Game: Change/Add/Subtract a Letter, Ruin a D&D Creature

Like the title says. Change one letter, add one letter, or subtract one letter to ruin a D&D monster!

Some examples:

Orcus => Porcus
Demogorgon => Depogorgon
Asmodeus => Asmopeus​

Post yours in the comments!

 

[Aelryinth]

What about a Twinkie-bold ?

Totally non-obvious. I thought he was talking about draconic kobolds, who all get wings. Feh!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Well, given that the winged kobold was called an "urd," I'm going to guess the "T" goes in the front....

Johnathan

Ah!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Wood Elf => Food Elf (quick archers who are often found adventuring with Wizards, Valkyries and Barbarians. Have a tendency to be accidentally shot by them, too.)

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Pit Fiend => Pat Fiend (Is it male? Is it female? It’s Pat...out of hell!)

Pit Fiend => Pitt Fiend (devilishly fond of Panthers)

Gorgon => Gorgin (turns you stone cold drunk with a glance)

Gorgon => Gorton (turns victims into piles of fish sticks)

Unicorn => Punicorn (a much smaller cousin)

Unicorn => UniKorn (these freaks need to be in a leash!)

Pegasus => Pigasus (harbingers of all prophecies that involve flying pigs)

Pegasus => Legasus (instead of wings, it has 4 fully functional legs growing from their backs, so they can run upside down.)

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Pit Fiend => Pita Fiend (wants more flatbread, NOW!)

Pit Fiend => Wit Fiend (likes to play word & mind games, and puzzles of all kinds)

Pit Fiend => Tit Fiend (otherplanar bird enthusiasts)

 

[Aelryinth]

Pit Fiend -> Pot Fiend, it's a devil in the kitchen. Its soups and stews are damnably good.
Pit Fiend -> Pip Fiend, a devil about grammar.
Pit Fiend -> Pin Fiend, kills you in place. Likes to wrestle and preserve butterflies and humans.
Pit Fiend -> Spit Fiend, has ALL the explosive goober breath weapons.
Pit Fiend -> Pi Fiend, kills you with math.
Pit Fiend -> Put Fiend, always knows when to sell.
Pit Fiend -> Pit Friend, immune to falling damage, and always helpful to others who fall into the things.
Pit Fiend -> PT Fiend; totally ripped and ready to exercise you to death, too!
Pit Fiend -> Pity Fiend: you feel so sorry for it you could just offer your soul to it to make it feel better.
Pit Fiend -> Pith Fiend: You never know what will come out of the heart of a fruit Down There.

 

[Aelryinth]

Pit Fiend => Pat Fiend (Is it male? Is it female? It’s Pat...out of hell!)

Pit Fiend => Pitt Fiend (devilishly fond of Panthers)

Gorgon => Gorgin (turns you stone cold drunk with a glance)

Gorgon => Gorton (turns victims into piles of fish sticks)

Unicorn => Punicorn (a much smaller cousin)

Unicorn => UniKorn (these freaks need to be in a leash!)

Pegasus => Pegasus (harbingers of all prophecies that involve flying pigs)

Pegasus => Legasus (instead of wings, it has 4 fully functional legs growing from their backs, so they can run upside down.)

I think you meant => Pigasus

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I think you meant => Pigasus

Thanks! Yeah, probably got autocorrected.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Pit Fiend -> PT Fiend; totally ripped and ready to exercise you to death, too!

My favorite out of all those! I can almost hear it:

”Do you even lift, bro? You clearly skipped leg day, wussie! Tha’s not a 6-back, that’s a pony keg!”

 

[Aelryinth]

My favorite out of all those! I can almost hear it:

”Do you even lift, bro? You clearly skipped leg day, wussie! Tha’s not a 6-back, that’s a pony keg!”

Pit Fiend -> Fit Fiend : PT Fiend's best buddy, but he prefers to run you to death, or inflict death by calisthenics.
Pit Fiend -> Hit Fiend: He prefers to practice boxing, and you are the very realistic punching bag, hanging there and everything.