Well, that gets my vote for the longest post of the year.
Of course I could beat it by posting the entire text of the SRD. But that wouldn't be chuffing anyone's bits now would it? All people would do is just chin wag and not impress any shawty with a great badonkadonk. All it would really be doing is flossing.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYmrg3owTRE]YouTube - Hugh Laurie: the British accent vs the American[/ame]