Tournament of Champions CR .5 to 5 (Archive)

Greybar

No Trouble at All
A celestial voice filters in, "And now, let us see the champions of order and disorder, ice crystal and leaping flame, law and chaos."
 

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ugulu

First Post
sigh...that AC bonus really worked out. Damn pointy-ears and their bows!
If you want to send me the LG options, I'll give that a try. Maybe I'm meant to be good at heart.
 

Gansk

Explorer
“Ladies, gentlemen, and genderless creatures! Welcome to our second quarterfinal match of the CR .5 edition of the Tournament of Champions! This match features the best of the Lawful Neutral forces against the best of the Chaotic Neutral forces.”

Making his way into the arena and starting at position 60N0E, this combatant measures 2 feet 6 inches tall and weighs 60 pounds. He has a record of one win, one loss, and zero draws in the main battle, defeating the former Hall of Famer giant fire beetle and barely losing to Neutral’s powerful caribou! He hails from the plane of Mechanus, where his life is so boring and non-descript that it needs no introduction. Representing the forces of Lawful Neutral, please welcome the formian worker Aaaaaaaaaant Booooooooooy!”

Ant Boy enters to the polite applause of the Lawful Neutral faction of the audience. About the size of a jackal or bulldog, he looks like an ant but holds his head and thorax upright. He has humanlike shoulders and arms ending in rudimentary hands with blunt claws.

“Now making his way into the arena and starting at position 60N115E, this combatant measures 1 foot long and weighs 2 pounds. He is undefeated in the main battle, with a record of one win, zero losses, and one draw. In his only draw, while fighting the patient poison dusk lizardman, he was badly injured but easily managed to avoid any further damage. Representing the forces of Chaotic Neutral, please welcome the vapor rat Viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!”

The hoots and hollers of the Chaotic Neutral faction almost scare Vick the Vapor Rat as he enters. Resembling a large rat expect for the fact that he is gaseous, Vick takes his position and hovers a foot off the ground.

Psybo manifests speak with animals and communicates telepathically to the two combatants. “OK you two, let’s have a fair fight. No unauthorized use of poison, and no wimpy running out of the arena. The Chaotic Neutral representative will choose whether Ant Boy or Vick will have the initiative in the first round.”

Psybo waits for the directive from the Chaotic Neutral commander.
 

Infiniti2000

First Post
Before General I2K can give the "okay" sign to Psybo, Vick takes off running. Or, floating rather. Ignoring the previously discussed "plan" Vick the Vapor Rat floats straight towards the ant-creature to 60N95E.

The general angrily stands up, "What the...? What's he doing?!"

Pip, honorary lieutenant for the CR 1/2 tournament, pipes up, "Uh, Sir, perhaps he just got excited and filled with adrenaline?"
 


PJSlavner

Explorer
Ant boy, perhaps overcautious without its 231 closest friends nearby, moves to 60N40E and gets ready to bite Vick when it gets its gaseous butt too close.
 

Infiniti2000

First Post
Vick chitters quite gaseously, moving ever closer. He gets to 60N75E. He moves before Psybo is able to ding the bell for Round 2, elliciting calls of "foul" from the Lawful crowds.
 
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Infiniti2000

First Post
The Lawfuls, all of them, boo once again as Vick preempts the referee by moving before the Klackon's action can be adjudicated (even with a crit and max damage, it can't hurt, so no need to wait say the Chaotics). Vick, realizing the danger he's in from the bite on this insect-thing if he materializes, merely waits out the draw, sticking out his rodent-like, gaseous tongue.

The general nods in satisfaction. "Next! Bring on the real CN combatant now that we've gotten rid of their best."
 

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