“And now for our final quarterfinal match of the CR .5 edition of the Tournament of Champions! This match features the best of the Lawful Good forces against the best of the Chaotic Evil forces.”
Making his way into the arena and starting at position 115N0E, this combatant measures 4 feet 11 inches tall and weighs 52 pounds. He has a record of two wins, one loss, and zero draws in the main battle, losing to Neutral’s tricky changeling! He is faster than a speeding ooze, stronger than a kobold, and able to leap average-height pixies in a single bound. He is a lean, mean, frilled machine. Representing the forces of Lawful Good, straight from a sand dune to the arena, ladies and gentle-beasts, welcome a man who has never slept with the fishes, Bhuka Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasi!”
Bhuka Brasi enters the arena strumming a tune on the string of his short bow. He has deep-set eyes, a flat face with slitted nostrils, and large spreading ears. His splayed feet barely sink into the ground. A frill of skin around his throat is painted with a design of Rocky knocking out the evil Ivan Drago. As the polite applause dies down, the crowd starts to recognize Brasi’s tune - “Eye of the Dire Tiger“. Wearing padded armor and a light steel shield strapped to his back, he readies his shortbow while his trusty club hangs from his belt.
“Now making his way into the arena and starting at position 0N115E, this combatant measures 5 feet 3 inches tall and weighs 180 pounds. He has an impressive record of five wins, one loss, and zero draws in the main battle. His victories include one over Neutral’s former Hall of Famer dog (snicker) and his only loss came at the hands of the scary elan. Representing the forces of Chaotic Evil, please welcome the half-orc Kruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusk!”
The wild cheers of the Chaotic Evil faction welcome Krusk as he enters. Wearing studded leather armor and a javelin strapped to his back, he wields his falchion in both hands.
Psybo communicates telepathically to the two combatants. “Brasi, you will go first unless I am told otherwise.”
“Let’s get ready to ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumbull!”
Ding Ding! Round 1!
Making his way into the arena and starting at position 115N0E, this combatant measures 4 feet 11 inches tall and weighs 52 pounds. He has a record of two wins, one loss, and zero draws in the main battle, losing to Neutral’s tricky changeling! He is faster than a speeding ooze, stronger than a kobold, and able to leap average-height pixies in a single bound. He is a lean, mean, frilled machine. Representing the forces of Lawful Good, straight from a sand dune to the arena, ladies and gentle-beasts, welcome a man who has never slept with the fishes, Bhuka Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasi!”
Bhuka Brasi enters the arena strumming a tune on the string of his short bow. He has deep-set eyes, a flat face with slitted nostrils, and large spreading ears. His splayed feet barely sink into the ground. A frill of skin around his throat is painted with a design of Rocky knocking out the evil Ivan Drago. As the polite applause dies down, the crowd starts to recognize Brasi’s tune - “Eye of the Dire Tiger“. Wearing padded armor and a light steel shield strapped to his back, he readies his shortbow while his trusty club hangs from his belt.
“Now making his way into the arena and starting at position 0N115E, this combatant measures 5 feet 3 inches tall and weighs 180 pounds. He has an impressive record of five wins, one loss, and zero draws in the main battle. His victories include one over Neutral’s former Hall of Famer dog (snicker) and his only loss came at the hands of the scary elan. Representing the forces of Chaotic Evil, please welcome the half-orc Kruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusk!”
The wild cheers of the Chaotic Evil faction welcome Krusk as he enters. Wearing studded leather armor and a javelin strapped to his back, he wields his falchion in both hands.
Psybo communicates telepathically to the two combatants. “Brasi, you will go first unless I am told otherwise.”
“Let’s get ready to ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumbull!”
Ding Ding! Round 1!
