Ralif Redhammer
Legend
REH actually wrote more humorous stuff than S&S and weird horror over the years, and did a pretty good job of it too. Dorgan's a prime example, although I think I like Breckenridge Elkins slightly better. Pugilist sailors are cool but hillbillies are even cooler, and they're both nigh-indestructible lunkheads. Reminds of the Tick a bit, honestly.
Which is funny, given the way many people who haven't read Conan assume he's a lot dumber than he actually is. Tarzan Syndrome all over again.
"Me Tarzan, you Jane? Sir, I taught myself to read English as young child and speak a multitude of languages, both African and European. I suggest you hire someone to revise this script before I'm consumed by red rage and call my agent. And I'll thank you to call me Lord Greystoke when I'm not on set, if you please."
I've yet to read any of the Elkins stories, but they are on my list to get to eventually.
It's funny how much the popular conception of Conan is taken from Schwarzenegger's portrayal, particularly Conan the Destroyer. As much as I enjoy that movie, it's a shame.