D&D 5E What do we want? Grognardhawk! When do we want it? Mearls!

[Dragonhelm]

I want my tables to be made of oak.

 

[Inchoroi]

I about spewed coffee on my computer, you bastards.

I would like to see an update of Greyhawk for 5e. But...I'm not sure I'd trust anyone to do it justice in the right way.

 

[Inchoroi]

Double post...?

 

[Raunalyn]

66 – 75 Every table has four legs, and each leg is a table. Tables, all the way down.

86 – 90 One table, that is a meta-table, that contains all tables. Greyhawk goes Godel on you.
91 – 92 Only one table, but it resolves the exact number of moons that Greyhawk has. /ducks

99 – 00 Roll twice, add the results.

 

[lowkey13]

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[Charles Rampant]

Defensive much?

I've done a bit of satire myself on these boards. If you truly think that I didn't understand this thread was satire, well, you clearly think that I didn't understand that this thread was satire. Oh well.

 

[machineelf]

I simply don't see the need if nothing changes. I could see it if material is added, and what was previously vague becomes more fleshed out. But just to have the 1983 material in a new book, when you could just download the pdf seems like wasted effort.

I like physical books. Sue me. Going by your argument, they don't ever have to produce physical books anymore now anyway, whether they add something new or not. Tales from the Yawning Portal could have just been a PDF release. Yuck, who wants that? Physical books rock.

Anyway, even with a reprinting of the basic fluff of a campaign book, they could still add some 5e crunch, like stats for major NPCs. And yeah, fleshing out stuff that was previously vague or underdeveloped is a good idea, too.

 

[Hedonismbot]

What, you think a real country would be called Furyondy?

Yeah! Real countries have names like Geoff!

I rolled on a table to determine how much I enjoyed your OP. The result was "Beholder, and roll twice more on this table."

 

[JonnyP71]

.. I rolled an Expensive Doxy...

That beats any Beholder (+2 more).

 

[lowkey13]

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