Noddy rolls his eyes and puts his head down in his hands.
"Oi, and it would have been such a lovely party. 'Ere, let me sit and write him a wee bit of a note."
"My good Sir,
"Last night, we were attacked in our lodgings by an unknown assailant as we made ready for bed. My companions and I are as yet unsure as to the reason behind this assault and are taking what precautions we may. Because of this, we have decided it is not safe for your daughter nor birthday guests for any of our number to be in their vicinity. I do humbly tender my regrets in this matter as a birthing-day celebration should be full of merriment, however for that very reason I cannot allow my presence to endanger anyone in your household. Once we see this matter to its conclusion, I pray I shall be able to make up for this dreadful necessity.
--Noddy"
Noddy gives this letter to his "apprentice juggler" for delivery, should it meet with approval from companions.
"Oi, and it would have been such a lovely party. 'Ere, let me sit and write him a wee bit of a note."
"My good Sir,
"Last night, we were attacked in our lodgings by an unknown assailant as we made ready for bed. My companions and I are as yet unsure as to the reason behind this assault and are taking what precautions we may. Because of this, we have decided it is not safe for your daughter nor birthday guests for any of our number to be in their vicinity. I do humbly tender my regrets in this matter as a birthing-day celebration should be full of merriment, however for that very reason I cannot allow my presence to endanger anyone in your household. Once we see this matter to its conclusion, I pray I shall be able to make up for this dreadful necessity.
--Noddy"
Noddy gives this letter to his "apprentice juggler" for delivery, should it meet with approval from companions.
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