The Red Dragon's Interview is up!

[Obryn]

Aren't all of us here on ENWorld grown men and women who basically play games of make-believe (complicated games of make-believe, but make-believe nonetheless).

If you've been paying attention to the posts above, you will see that you've been playing D&D wrong.

-O

 

[The Little Raven]

I like D&D because it was a more serious game.

I'd call Mind's Eye Theater a more serious game than D&D any day, and at it's heart that's just an elaborate version of Dress Up.

But hey, if pretending to be a pretty elven princess is serious business to you, carry on.

 

[ProfessorCirno]

This thread is starting to get fairly hostile, and some part of me finds this hilarious when it's coming in the form of people being dead serious about telling others not to be serious.

 

[Obryn]

This thread is starting to get fairly hostile, and some part of me finds this hilarious when it's coming in the form of people being dead serious about telling others not to be serious.

Do you actually think any of us are being serious here? I mean, I can't read minds (anymore), but I'm pretty amused.

<edited, because I wasn't being fair.>

-O

 

[El Mahdi]

This thread is starting to get fairly hostile, and some part of me finds this hilarious when it's coming in the form of people being dead serious about telling others not to be serious.

Dude! Stop being so serious!

 

[El Mahdi]

If you've been paying attention to the posts above, you will see that you've been playing D&D wrong.

-O

Obviously. And I'm sure they'd absolutely hate me if I played my favorite Gnome character in their games: Thistleskin Kapplekourt, 10th level Beastrider / 30th level Expert Practical Joker (prestige class), (specializing in "ink bombs" and old school "tar and feathering").



So, what does everybody think about that Red Dragon cartoon?

 

[Leatherhead]

There is a 12-year-old inside each and every one of us, yearning to breathe free. The real measure of maturity is not permanently repressing the 12-year-old, but knowing when it is appropriate to let it roam free, and when not.

All I am saying, is that I wouldn't tell poop jokes around my grandmother, or some random stranger who walked up to where I worked and asked about what I was trying to sell them.

 

[Vyvyan Basterd]

Do you actually think any of us are being serious here? I mean, I can't read minds (anymore), but I'm pretty amused.

-O

Speak for youself. My previous post was TOTALLY serious.


No, not really.

Yes, no.

One thing I am totally certain of is that Engelbert Humperdinck is dead.

 

[Obryn]

All I am saying, is that I wouldn't tell poop jokes around my grandmother, or some random stranger who walked up to where I worked and asked about what I was trying to sell them.

Cartoon <> Game*

By extending this logic, no cartoons should have poop jokes.

These aren't made to sell anything. They're made to entertain.

-O

*Unless you're playing Toon. Any game of which, btw, would benefit from a cameo of Rawrr the Gnome and Francis.

 

[El Mahdi]

All I am saying, is that I wouldn't tell poop jokes around my grandmother, or some random stranger who walked up to where I worked and asked about what I was trying to sell them.

Personally I don't allow my grandmother on ENWorld anymore. Talk about a Curmudgeonly Grognard! Whew! You have NO idea! It's all old school this, and old school that. I mean, really!