Personally, whenever anyone mentions 4E, I begin by producing one of the core books with a flourish before throwing it upon the ground. I then proceed to jump up and down upon it with a great roaring sound.
Forthwith, I produce a trowel that I always keep on hand, and swiftly bury the book. I then perform a Cossack dance on the location that it was interred, whilst singing the entire score of the HMS Pinafore.
For a finale, I swallow an entire set of polyhedral dice, and then regurgitate them in order of denomination.
Usually, someone asks what I call this demonstration, to which I always reply, "The Aristocrats."