Strider_Koln
First Post
Clover had been too dumbfounded by the stupidity of Koln harassing the Twilight kids to actually do anything about it. In fact, she had found it quite amusing.
But, 'Oh my God! If he does anything to get me banned from Saks Fifth Avenue I will seriously murderl him! Could he act any more socially awkward??'
Clover hit her head with the palm of her hand as Koln walked back over to them. Then, she groaned in incredulity as he began to play Rick Astley on his phone... out loud... in an attempt to freak Ruby out.
'Calming breaths, Clover. Calming breaths! It's not like there aren't weirder people at this mall.'
Almost in answer to her thought, she cast a weary eye over at the display in the Hot Topic window. Some girls were already ogling a sexy, slutty school girl outfit which looked curiously like the red version of what Clover was already wearing... only sexier and sluttier.
She rolled her eyes in annoyance. It was girls like them who had always given girls like her a bad name! Parading around in faux Catholic school regalia in the hopes of attracting the attention of men.
And the wrong kind of attention at that!
Sighing at the vanity of the girls who didn't know what Clover and her classmates had gone through for twelve years at an all-girls Catholic school, Clover lowered her eyes to the ground in disgust, pointed straight out to the girls in front of her and (half serious, half joking) commanded, "Koln? Sic 'em."
Laughing to himself quietly he puts the phone away. "Heh, I mean no hard feelings Ruby..." He then turns to Clover, nodding at her order. "I know! Those vampires were frickin begging for it! Too many witnesses here you, you need to be smart Clover and consider these kinds of things. Now, if you wish, I can follow them back to where they live, they're at the theater now, I could just hide there and tail them... er oh, you mean..." Koln looks in the window at the girls inside. "You want me to hunt them? Hm, perhaps you're the one going insane. Hehe I'm kidding, but all I see are two girls shopping for a uniform. Granted, it is a bit small, and I know that they're going to feel so silly at school the next day. I just hope that this store does exchanges for size, it should, right? Hm... oh, say I have an idea, how about we get a uniform for Ruby, I'm sure she'd look great in it. Now I know what you're thinking Clover, she's not Catholic, so why would she want to dress as one? Well, I've considered that, and being the goodly priest that I am I plan on forcing her conversion in due time, but for now we must spend! And.. er..." Koln blinks, one of the girls walking out of the dressing room in the uniform, and Koln looks away, his usually pale complexion now is a bit pink... "Er... let's keep moving...."