Hive For The Holidays!

[hafrogman]

I think the i means more. It's an "iHolder". The next product from Apple - a bioengineered monster that will kill us* all! Instead of an antimagic cone, it has a reality distortion cone. Anyone entering the cone will be instantly in love with Apple. (Just as with the 3E Beholder, the Antimagic Cone is about the safest place one can be towards a Beholder )

*)us meaning Windows and Linux users

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I can see it now. A sort of unholy fusion of D&D and Shadowrun where ApplePepsi wages a war against MicrosoftCoke using bioengineered D&D monsters. Who needs advertising when Mind Flayers can MAKE you want to buy our products? The iHolder battles against the dreaded Vista Golem.

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

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I can see it now. A sort of unholy fusion of D&D and Shadowrun where ApplePepsi wages a war against MicrosoftCoke using bioengineered D&D monsters. Who needs advertising when Mind Flayers can MAKE you want to buy our products? The iHolder battles against the dreaded Vista Golem.

I bet there would be CD golems, created by all those billion AOL CDs that were distributed and got used as coasters or simply thrown away...

They are effective both in melee and range - in melee, they slice people up with their CD body, and at range, they throw the CDs like shuriken, cutting off limbs and heads! Certainly one of the most terrifying Golem to exist, even worse then the Soylent Green Golem...

 

[Dog Moon]

Bizarre... I was trying to find a video of the dire rat scene in Princess Bride to post in response... but then I found a video about some British woman that breast feeds her 8 year old girls...

I remember that. Friend sent me a link to an article about that.

That reminds me of a Criminal Minds episode. These children kept getting kidnapped for a few days and then, iirc, killed. They found strange nutrients in the childrens's stomachs. They found out later that the kidnapper was a woman had just given birth to her child, but it died and in order to cope with her loss, she ended up kidnapping like 6-8 year olds and breast feeding them, retaining that maternal instinct, but using it in a creepy way.

 

[Ginnel]

Merry Christmas all

Its not like I'm gone for long I might even pop online on the 25th but I'm definately leaving for the parents house now

 

[Relique du Madde]

In high school I had a teacher who was fanatical about Pepsi. HYe has this one flag of the Soviet flag with Coca Cola logo on the bottom and a flag of the Pepsi logo. Back then I used to love drinking pepsi (more than coke) but I still thought that that something was wrong with the teacher.

 

[CleverNickName]

*places a platter of freshly-baked snickerdoodles on the table*

 

[Relique du Madde]

Snickerdoodles? I want everlasting gobstoppers@

 

[Relique du Madde]

:laces a ham sandwich in an empty table in the center of the hive::

I guess someone has to watch the Hive while everyone's away visiting family....

Today I learned the funniest thing. Santa is real and he knows magic. Pokemons are not realt and there is no alternate dimensions where pokemon are real. A little kid thinks I'm stupid because I think that there could be a dimension where pokemon are real even though Santa exists and knowns magic.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Double post.

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

I wish the Hive a Merry Christmas!