Hive For The Holidays!

[hafrogman]

Well, if you just want the text, there is the option to got to the threads tools --> Show Printable Version and go from there.

It works for the most part, but it also leaves posts that look like:

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So, really, you'd have to go through everything to check for problems, and format in corrections or adjustments. It could be the project of a lifetime.

 

[Duskblade]

Then again, other times I laugh at the twisted nature of it all.

I'm of the opinion that if you can't look back on your life at laugh at parts of it, then you're doing something wrong.

 

[Duskblade]

So, really, you'd have to go through everything to check for problems, and format in corrections or adjustments. It could be the project of a lifetime.

Maybe. If all the kinks could be worked out, then it might be feasible. Of course I would want to print on anything less than ream paper.

 

[Relique du Madde]

I live secure in the knowledge that nobody will ever want to make a movie out of my life. It maybe be boring in general, but "may you live in interesting times" isn't a blessing.

I wouldn't want to be an actor. Something about being payed not to be yourself is kind of creepy. Just image what if an actor goes senile.. even though that itself is a torturous fate imagine how worse it is if you start thinking you are one of your least favorite most embarrassing characters.

 

[hafrogman]

With the sh*t my family has been through, it puts Married...with Children to shame.

Yeah, one of my friends was telling the story tonight of her great uncle's wedding that she went to.

This was number 9 for him.
He was married in his living room.
By a priest with a stutter.
His best man was dressed as Superfly.
The bride was given away by her son, wearing sweat pants and a pair of slippers.

My friends provide the entertainment for me, and my family gets to stay comparatively sane.

 

[Duskblade]

Yeah, one of my friends was telling the story tonight of her great uncle's wedding that she went to.

This was number 9 for him.
He was married in his living room.
By a priest with a stutter.
His best man was dressed as Superfly.
The bride was given away by her son, wearing sweat pants and a pair of slippers.

 

[hafrogman]

I wouldn't want to be an actor. Something about being payed not to be yourself is kind of creepy. Just image what if an actor goes senile.. even though that itself is a torturous fate imagine how worse it is if you start thinking you are one of your least favorite most embarrassing characters.

Eh, I'd be fine with the actual acting part, and hopefully I wouldn't go senile. I'd think the worst part would be meeting OTHER crazy people. The people who can't differentiate between fiction and reality, and assume you are the character.

I have a friend, last name Pyle.
Woman asked "How do you spell that?"
"P.Y.L.E., like Gomer Pyle."
"Oh, are you related?"

 

[hafrogman]

Yeah, all in all it was a pretty awesome story. Followed by the tale of the woman he was next with (the marriage didn't last, shockingly).

He apparently met the woman who didn't become wife #10 at the same bar as he met wife #9. Really, I must be hanging out at the wrong bars, there are clearly a lot more desperate women out there than I thought.

 

[Duskblade]

Eh, I'd be fine with the actual acting part, and hopefully I wouldn't go senile. I'd think the worst part would be meeting OTHER crazy people. The people who can't differentiate between fiction and reality, and assume you are the character.

I have a friend, last name Pyle.
Woman asked "How do you spell that?"
"P.Y.L.E., like Gomer Pyle."
"Oh, are you related?"

Sheesh. Thats bad.

I know I'd make a good actress, but my problem is lack of being able to put myself out there. I did quite a bit of acting during high school in off-school stages and eventually at the school. It made me popular enough that when I ran for clas V.P. I actually got elected.

 

[Relique du Madde]

I'm of the opinion that if you can't look back on your life at laugh at parts of it, then you're doing something wrong.

One of my favorite sayings is "Life's a joke.."