The Watchmen....unwatchable?


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Just some infor here:

300 at Rottentomatoes was 60% after 215 reviews, with Top Critics giving it a 47%. Metacritic gave it a 51, 6.9 by users. It take: Domestic: $210,614,939 (46.2%) + Foreign: $245,453,242 (53.8%) = Worldwide: $456,068,181. BoxofficeMojo gave it a B+.

Oh, check out the numbers for Paul Blart: Mall Cop, Metacritic's has it at 39, users 5.5. Rottentomatoes was 29%, Top Critics: 30. It's take: Domestic: $128,107,912 (100.0%) + Foreign: $20,851 (0.0%) = Worldwide: $128,128,763. BoxofficeMojo rating: B-.

Just saying...Critics have a statement and a benchmark; Is it Oscar worthy? When you remember that, the ratings start to make sense.

Oh, BoxofficeMojo gives Watchmen an A- at 74 reviews.
As: 62 83.8%
Bs: 6 8.1%
Cs: 0 0.0%
Ds: 0 0.0%
Fs: 6 8.1%
 
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Most critics are worthless. I'd argue that Batman Begins and The Dark Knight were not all that different, but one got an Oscar because the critics loved Heath Ledger and the other got nothing.

These are the same people who loved Slumdog Millionaire and have given critical kudos to some of the most boring tripe ever to be filmed. Critics are generally privileged prima donnas who have forgotten what was important about film (entertainment) and pretend to like garbage because they think they're supposed to.
 


RottenTomatoes is a good site. You can gauge how well it fits your tastes and use the reviews accordingly.

I miss Siskel and Ebert (in their various incarnations). When they reviewed a movie, I knew whether I wanted to go see it or not. They could relate value to genre, action sequences, sex appeal, performances and plot twists. Often, they could give two thumbs down but still recommend the movie to fans of the genre. They could relate how a movie failed in its goal. They MADE movie reviewing cool. The review itself was fun.

Now, I have to read elitist crap (Fort Worth Star Telegram) from the lead reviewer. His preferences overshadow the review. It makes that part of the paper useless.

Sometimes it seems that reviewers all watch each other and follow the pack.
 

I saw a preview last night. Comic fans are going to love it. Non-comic fans.. well... I think it's going to be a toss up on them. Personally, I think it's going to do Incredible Hulk numbers but no where near Iron Man or Dark Knight.
 




I went out earlier all by my lonesome and bought a ticket for Watchmen.

After the first fifteen minutes I got up, walked to the ticket office and got a refund.
So you watched.. what under 9 percent of the movie, made a decision of its story and ten walked out? You went to somehow see a movie that hasn;t been released yet as well? Just on a whim? In Maine?

Sounds like BS or you have a short attention span.
 

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