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I went to my 10-year reunion. It was the most awkward, disturbing social function I have ever attended.

Except for high school, of course.

Huh, weird. I'm not sure what my reunion is going to be like, but awkward and disturbing weren't words that had crossed my mind. Worst case scenario, I figure, as that I still talk with two friends from high school and we can just chat in a corner or something.
 

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An odd thing occurred the other day.

I was watching the news, and they were doing a story about pet health, and they closed it with "Contact your local veterinarian." However, the announcer stumbled on "veterinarian" slightly, and pronounced it "veterin (slight pause) arian."

And the next thing on the air was an update about the WW2 Army vet who did the shooting at the Holocaust Museum in DC. My mind immediately thought..."He's a Veteran Aryan."

Sometimes, my brain hurts me.
 




I don't even know the Dr. Pepper theme song...

“I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper,
She's a Pepper, we're a Pepper,
Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?
Be a Pepper ~ Drink Dr Pepper.”

Think 1970's commercial music, and really that's all you need to know.

If you ever get a song stuck in your head, a guaranteed clear brain comes from singing the above words in your head to the original Oscar Mayer (weiner or bologna) jingles.

No matter WHAT is stuck in your head, it will jettison, usually by the second line.
 

“I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper,
She's a Pepper, we're a Pepper,
Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?
Be a Pepper ~ Drink Dr Pepper.”

Think 1970's commercial music, and really that's all you need to know.

If you ever get a song stuck in your head, a guaranteed clear brain comes from singing the above words in your head to the original Oscar Mayer (weiner or bologna) jingles.

No matter WHAT is stuck in your head, it will jettison, usually by the second line.

Oh yeah, THAT Dr Pepper song. :)
 



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