[3.5] The Wrath of Baron von Kittykiller

[WarlockLord]

The P.L.O.T. device has been stolen by the Evil Baron von Kittykiller! Von Kittykiller is planning to use it to destroy the world! Only a ragtag band of heroes thrown together by the plot - i mean, fate can stop him! Stop him and save the world!

I'm looking for 5 players to play a D&D 3.5 game at 10th level. The five silliest/funniest characters will be accepted. The tone of this game is going to be completely ridiculous. I intend to satirize RPG tropes, fiction tropes, and so on until we just get off the wall. Character creation rules:

10th level, standard wealth.
32 point buy
Books: SRD/Core, Completes (1st round), Tome of Magic.

Have fun!

 

[Herobizkit]

I am interested in playing either a) an Awakened or b) an Anthropomorphic Cat Warlock. The former would have to be houseruled as per the "Monsters as PCs" rules; the latter comes from Savage Species.

Is the campaign world going to be predominantly typical fantasy D&D (just so I can get an idea of what to expect in the way of setting)?

P.S. I've always wanted to run a "cartoon" D&D game.

 

[WarlockLord]

Link me the cat rules or other ideas.

World is going to be Final Fantasyish - there will be high tech, but only von Kittykiller gets it to start. Otherwise, generic fantasy. Don't expect it to make any sense.

 

[Herobizkit]

My only hang-ups are thus:

a) as an Awakened Cat, I get all kinds of nifty physical ability bonuses, plus I stay Tiny. The issue is that I'll have no hands. That normally wouldn't bother me (there's a feat in Savage Species that lets animals cast spells, similar to Natural Spell for Druids), but I also have to take two levels of "Cat" for being a "Magical beast (augmented)". I don't mind the hit, either. I guess I'm concerned that, even though the game will be silly, I'll be ultimately useless for a good portion of it.

b) as an Anthro cat, I'll have hands, be size Small, and will be able to contribute as a regular character can. Of course, an Anythro cat is not as funny as a regular house cat.

Thoughts?

P.S. You won me with the Final Fantasy ref.

 

[Scott DeWar]

In the LEW threads there is a race called the Kitara that is the stats for a cat people. will that help?

 

[Scott DeWar]

what about a Wizard who tries to be a rogue. He does his hide by shape changing into like a mushroom underground, a corn stalk in a garden or a horse trough when in town, or something like that.

Wait wait wait! I got it i got it i got it!!

how about a wizard with duel guild membership in the WWWF / SPCA (world wizards wrestling federation and spellcasters for the prevention of the cruelity to animals) and he thinks his familiar is Herobizkit's character!!

His clothing is a wrestling clothing of a striped black and gold color with a ring tail on the back and whiskers on the mask!!

His tactis would be the animal buffs (bulls str, cats grace bear's endurence) then enlarge. if he does this before an audiance then he casts eagle's splendor.

Whatcha guys think! huh huh??

I think i am thinking to much on this. lots of possibilities here!:
monk-wizard-(feat: Ascetic mage)- enlightened fist
fighter wizard eldritch knight
wizard straight through

 

[GlassEye]

Straight from the pet cemetary, he's mad, he's furry, he's...
...El Gato!

 

[Scott DeWar]

Roflmaogarb!

That's el gato LOCO thank you.

Questsion on accepted material:
does the list include the spell compendium?

 

[Herobizkit]

Tao Shihong, Anthropomorphic Siamese Cat

Bard 5/Warlock 5

STR: 9 [4 pts.] (12-4 racial+1 8th level stat increase)
DEX: 16 [6 pts.] (14+2 racial)
CON: 12 [4 pts.]
INT: 14 [6 pts.]
WIS: 14 [4 pts.] (12+2 racial)
CHA: 18 [8 pts.] (15+1 4th level stat increase+2 cloak of charisma)

Height: 3' 2"
Weight: 35 lbs.
Sex: male
Age: 23
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Hair: seal point Siamese (cream body; dark brown face, ears, hands, feet, and tail)
Eyes: blue

Languages: Common, Elven, Sylvan

Racial Benefits:
Stats: -4 Str, +2 Dex, +2 Wis
Level Adjustment: +1
Type: Monstrous Humanoid
Size: Small - A Small character gets a +1 size bonus to Armor Class, a +1 size bonus on attack rolls, and a +4 size bonus on Hide checks. A Small character’s carrying capacity is three-quarters of that of a Medium character. A Small character must use smaller weapons than a Medium character.
Speed: 30 feet
Natural Attacks: Claws 1d3-1, Bite 1d4-1
Special Qualities: Darkvision 60'
Bonus Feat: Weapon Finesse
Favored Class: Rogue

BAB: +6/+1
Fort: +3 [1+1+1]
Ref: +8 [1+4+3]
Will: +10 [4+4+2]

HP: up to 70 (max possible 5d6+5d6+10)
AC: 18 = 10+4 [chain shirt]+3 [Dex] +1 [Size]

Feats: Weapon Finesse (bonus); Extra Music, Point Blank Shot, Lyric Spell, Precise Shot

Skills*: Bluff +11 [8+3], Diplomacy +15 [8+3+2 Bluff+2 Sense Motive], Gather Information +13 [8+3+2 Know: Local], Knowledge: Arcana +15 [8+5 lok+2], Knowledge: Local +10 [8+2], Perform (oratory) +11 [8+3], Sense Motive +15 [8+5 lok+2], Spellcraft +9 [5 lok +2+2 know: arcana, +11 scrolls], Use Magic Device +16 [8+5 lok+3]

* not yet adjusted for +2 cloak of charisma or circlet of persuasion

Class Abilities
Eldritch blast 3d6 (+1 Point Blank), Ranged Touch +10 (+11 Point Blank)
Detect magic at will
Damage reduction 1/cold iron
Deceive Item: Take 10 on Use Magic Device checks

Bard spells: 3/4/2 (spells known 6/4/3)

0: dancing lights, lullaby, mage hand, mending, message, prestidigitation
1: charm person, expeditious retreat, grease, silent image
2: glitterdust, enthrall, tongues

Invocations known:
baleful utterance: as the shatter spell plus possible dazed and deafened
breath of the night: as the fog cloud spell
summon swarm: summons bats, rats, or spiders

Phat Lootz:
broom of flying [17000], circlet of persuasion [4500], wand of cure light wounds [750], cloak of charisma +2 [4000], rod of python [13000], serpentine owl figurine [9100], chain shirt [100], 550 gp

 

[WarlockLord]

No Spell Compendium, however, PM me individual spells and I may approve them.

So far, we have
Herobizbit's Anthropomorphic Cat
El Gato (Scott DeWar)

I like em.