I suggest eating jerkey of some type.
High protein low fat, comes in lots of flavors.
Plus, it's like iron rations.![]()
480 calories per 1-cup bag. Damn. Not eating that any time soon, or indeed ever... not very fond of dry crunchy snacks anyhow.
I wish I had waited to XP you for the "iron rations" meme.![]()
I suggest eating jerkey of some type.

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