Dwarves are not heroes...

Reynard

aka Ian Eller
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but calculating folk with a great idea of the value of money; some are tricky and treacherous and pretty bad lots; some are not, but are decent enough people... if you don't expect too much.
EDIT: The Hobbit, Chapter XII

Huh. Put that in your lawful good pipe and smoke it.
 
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but calculating folk with a great idea of the value of money; some are tricky and treacherous and pretty bad lots; some are not, but are decent enough people... if you don't expect too much.
EDIT: The Hobbit, Chapter XII

Huh. Put that in your lawful good pipe and smoke it.

What?! You mean they are a nuanced race with members being every shade of good and bad?! Impossible!!!!1
 

To steal from Terry Pratchett:

Dwarves don't love gold...


They just say that to get it into bed.
 
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I actually designed a dwarven society once that was based on the 18th-19th century British in India. In other words, they were... jerks.

First step was to take advantage of their advanced metalworking skills to make exceptional weapons and armour for humans. Second step was to scout the nearby human kingdoms for civil war, resistance movements, ect. Then they would proceed to go out in the world as traders and sell their weapons to one side or the other in exchange for extremely punitive trade agreements, generally paid for with IOU's. They would also send dwarven troops to shore up their favored side.

By the time their side won, the new king was little more than a puppet. His forces were utterly dependent on the dwarven metalworking and training. The dwarves would then call in their markers and demand huge quantities of goods that they couldn't get themselves, namely hops, barley and meat.
 

Holy Bovine said:
What?! You mean they are a nuanced race with members being every shade of good and bad?! Impossible!!!!1

Sometimes going back to the source reveals far more than all the "advancement" that has occurred since.
 

This is all true. And orcs on their own are lovely people who are nice to kittens. They just suffer an allergy to (most) humans, dwarves and elves which drives then into violent, psychotic rages.
 

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