D&D 5E Today is a good day to die!

[neobolts]

Champion. Go dumb or go home.

 

[CanadienneBacon]

Champion. Go dumb or go home.

This is a sentiment I can get behind.

 

[BoldItalic]

Why is there no option for "Sentient Battleaxe"? I am Loud, I am Confident, I am Gleaming and I Seek to Destroy Creatures of a Particular Kind - viz, anything that moves. In short, I like to hit stuff.

 

[Psikerlord#]

I only have to think back to that glorious barbarian brothers movie, where one barbarian snaps his noose (whilst being hung) by flexing his neck muscles, to know that barbarian is the hitter of choice for me. Excellent opening post!

 

[Tony Vargas]

Champion. Go dumb or go home.

The archetype (OK, stereotype) is Big, Dumb, Barbarian. No one ever heard of a 'big dumb champion.'

 

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[Tony Vargas]

"You shall tremble in fear before Merlin, the Big Dumb Wizard!"

"Dumb Merlin was sooo dumb-"

"How Dumb Was He!?"

"-he was sooo dumb, you could see his lips move while he prepared ___blank___...."

 

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[Duan'duliir]

Why is there no option for level 1 Lightfoot Halfling Wizard decked in plate wielding a greatsword with Str 8, Dex 10, Con 8? When I need to hit stuff, that is what I use.

 

[Sunseeker]

I'm happy to beat the stuffing out of the bad guys on pretty much anything. Haven't done it on a Bard though. But hitting stuff is one of my favorite pastimes in D&D.