OK, now there just has to be a song in there somewhere about the Samurai Kender...where's [MENTION=19675]Dannyalcatraz[/MENTION] when you need him?
Samurai Kender, deadly half-pint:
There was a Samurai Kender in the heart of a dungeon,
Drafted from a dojo, brought to a dungeon,
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival.
I mean it, when I analyze the stench -
To me it makes a lot of sense:
How the deadly half-pint was the Samurai Kender,
And he was drafted from a dojo, brought to a dungeon,
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival.
Said he was a Samurai Kender, deadly half-pint -
Samurai Kender in the heart of a dungeon.
If you know your history,
Then you would know where you coming from,
Then you wouldn't have to ask me,
Who the 'eck do I think I am.
I'm just a Samurai Kender in the heart of a dungeon,
drafted from a dojo, brought to a dungeon,
Said he was fighting on arrival, fighting for survival;
Said he was a Samurai Kender slayed his foes a dungeon.
Slashing, woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy!
Woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy!
Samurai Kender sloggin' through the blood, wo-ho-ooh!
Said he wanna ran, then you wanna hand,
sloggin' through the blood, yea-hea, yea-ea.
Said he was a Samurai Kender in the heart of a dungeon;
Samurai Kender, deadly half-pint,
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival;
Drafted from a dojo, brought to the heart of a dungeon,
Slashing, woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy!
Woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy!
Sloggin' through the blood in the heart of a dungeon;
Troddin' through the danger, a Samurai Kender -
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival:
Samurai Kender, deadly half-pint,
Woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy!
Woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy,
Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy! [fadeout]