The Dungeons and Dragons film: Calls for shameless fan service

[Ryujin]

Characters/monsters who get hit a dozen times without suffering any effect and then suddenly drop from one last hit.
Flumphs.
Characters carrying around a dozen spears in their backpack.

A Magic User with 6 wands.

 

[MNblockhead]

The heros, walking to the entrance of Tucker Cave casually making comments along the lines of "they're just kobolds, this will be the easied job we ever took."

Followed by them running out terrified and near death.

 

[MNblockhead]

An entire armory and equipment shop's worth of gear and loot in a bag of holding.

 

[MNblockhead]

Heros have to wait their turn in combat.

 

[Mad_Jack]

A wizard mauled by a housecat.

The lich has to have the entire party at his mercy, only to have the wizard's cat familiar jump on him and knock him into a volcano or something.

 

[Jfdlsjfd]

Heroes that go to bed and take a long rest after each scene where an ability was used.

 

[Hussar]

A character shouts someone's arm back on.

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

The party should include a ranger, barbarian, magician, thief, cavalier, and acrobat. Plus have a unicorn sidekick and work for an on-screen mentor named "Dungeon Master."

 

[LongTimeLurker]

As it says on the tin.
What shameless fan service would you want in the upcoming DnD film if you had the power to make it happen?

I want a Boba Fett level of relevance to the proceedings appearance by Warduke.

There's no better way to make sure the film sucks then to pack it full of dumb "easter eggs" for the fans. How about we get a competent script, a decent f/x budget and maybe a director who knows what D%D is? That'd be good.

 

[payn]

Characters talking about their alignment.