Parmandur
Book-Friend, he/him
This is more Edition Kvetching.Edition war in 2008:
"How dare you! This is an outrage! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Edition war in 2025:
"I disagree, but whatever. Also you're an elderberry or something." (checks watch) "Welp, gotta go pick up the kids. Same time tomorrow?"