(with all due respect....)
D20 Man
Hobby...wanna feel my hobby?
Hobby...such a thrill my hobby
Hobby...wanna touch my hobby?
Hobby...it's too much my hobby
Check it out my hobby, hobby.
Don't you doubt my hobby, hobby.
talkin' bout my hobby, hobby,
check it out my hobby
Every man wants to be a Dee, dee-twen-ty man
to have the kind of hobby, always in demand
Die rolling in the mornings, go man go
levels up in the tavern, stats start to glow
You can best believe that, he's a Dee twenty man
ready to roll initiave with, anyone he can
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Dee, Dee twently man (Dee twenty man)
I've got to be, a D20 man
Dee, Dee twenty man
I've got to be a d20! Ow....
Dee, dee-twen-ty man
I've got to be, a dee-twen-ty man
Dee, dee-twen-ty man (woot, woot)
I've got to be a D20!
Hobby, its so hot, my hobby,
Hobby, love to shop for my hobby,
Hobby, love to please my hobby,
Hobby, don't you tease my hobby,
Hobby, you'll adore my hobby,
Hobby, come explore my hobby,
Hobby, made by Gygax, my hobby,
Hobby, it's so good, my hobby
You can tell a gamer, he has a funky walk
his completely black t-shirts and glasses, always look so boss
Funky with his character sheet, he's a king
call him Blackleaf, dig his bookshelf
You can best believe that, he's a dee-twen-ty man
likes to be the leader (if he has the feat), he never dresses cleanly
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Dee, dee-twen-ty man
I've got to be, a dee-twen-ty man
Dee, dee-twen-ty man
I've got to be a D20! (all right)
Dee, dee-twen-ty man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be, a dee-twen-ty man
Dee, dee-twen-ty man
I've got to be a D20! All Right!
Ugh! d20..baby!
Hobby, hobby, hobby wanna feel my hobby,
Hobby, hobby, hobby gonna thrill my hobby,
Hobby, hobby, hobby don'tcha stop my hobby,
Hobby, hobby, hobby it's so hot my hobby,
Every man ought to be a Dee, dee-twen-ty man,
To live a life of freedom, Dee twenties make a stand,
Have their own life style and ideals,
Possess the strength and confidence, life's a steal (if you win the opposed roll check),
You can best believe that he's a D20 man
He's a special person in WOTC's land.
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Dee, dee-twen-ty man (D20 man)
I've got to be, a Dee twen-ty man
Dee, dee-twen-ty man
I've got to be a D20! (dig the hair on my chest) (*not changing it from the original*)
Dee, dee-twen-ty man (see my big thick dice bag)
I've got to be, a Dee twen-ty man
Dee, dee-twen-ty man
I've got to be a D20! (Dig broad swords)
Dee, dee-twen-ty man (dig my imaginary magic-user!)
I've got to be, a Dee twen-ty man
Dee, dee-twen-ty man
I've got to be a D20!
Dee, dee-twen-ty man
I've got to be, a Dee twen-ty man
Dee, dee-twen-ty man
I've got to be a D20! HEY!