alsih2o First Post Dec 12, 2002 #1 piratecat hasn't always been the charmer we all know and love.... Attachments en7.jpg 12.9 KB · Views: 541
alsih2o First Post Dec 12, 2002 #2 he was actually born with a major physical abnormality...it led the othe children to call him "kevin lollipophands" (no affiliation with edward scissorhands)... Attachments en20.gif 42.7 KB · Views: 533
he was actually born with a major physical abnormality...it led the othe children to call him "kevin lollipophands" (no affiliation with edward scissorhands)...
Darkness Hand and Eye of Piratecat [Moderator] Dec 12, 2002 #3 "Rum. Shaken, not stirred." (edit - that was in response to the first pic, of course.) Last edited: Dec 12, 2002
alsih2o First Post Dec 12, 2002 #4 the governament quickly sequestered him in an environment best fit for a child with his mind- Attachments en1.jpg 157.6 KB · Views: 528
alsih2o First Post Dec 12, 2002 #5 of course, an appropriate staff was brought in to help form his mind- Attachments en2.jpg 21.9 KB · Views: 504 Last edited: Dec 12, 2002
alsih2o First Post Dec 12, 2002 #6 and the public potty training ensued... Attachments en10.gif 180.9 KB · Views: 527
alsih2o First Post Dec 12, 2002 #7 he had been born to a pair of evil siamese twins joined at the cheek- Attachments en8.jpg 39.3 KB · Views: 507
alsih2o First Post Dec 12, 2002 #8 the siamese twins spoke only briefly of his father, and his ways... Attachments en13.jpg 102.9 KB · Views: 487
alsih2o First Post Dec 12, 2002 #9 his training was extensive, it included lessons on the one-string-underwater hammer dulcimer- Attachments en15.jpg 106.8 KB · Views: 467
alsih2o First Post Dec 12, 2002 #10 and thorough lessons concerning what happens when you speak out of turn- Attachments en3.jpg 7.3 KB · Views: 455