Every Orc Warrior's list of greatest weaknesses begins and ends with pie. Watch, my minions, as another proud and mighty warrior is felled by the evil that is pie. Mourn, my minions, as another Orc falls, not on top of a pile of his foes' corpses, but alone, without even his axe to comfort him.
Gary Gygax: *Holding up a 1e Monster Manual* "Does anyone want to play Dungeons and Dragons for a few quadrillion years?
Everyone: sure, yeah!
Al gore: I'm a tenth level vice-president.
I couldn't stop laughing for like ten minutes. I still chuckle when I think about it.