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not-so-newguy
I'm the Straw Man in your argument
MNblockhead
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You are an awful person [1] for demanding religious adherence to your proscribed set of posting rules [2], as is representative of all your posts on this forum [3], a place where we needn't be constrained by logic [4]. Posts such as yours have led to the increasing lack of tolerance to other posting styles in this forum [5]. Posts like yours can only lead to people leaving this forum or engaging in 100-page threads of banal pedantries [6]. Nearly all posters on this forum know [10] that you are possessed by a lawful-evil cyberdemon that must be compelling your campaign to impose your dictatorial constraints on our free expression. And I don't want to read your lame protestations that cyberdemons are not a thing, you can't prove they don't exist [7]. Unless you prove to us that you are not so possessed [8], we shall be forced to flame you as a logic-worshipping witch. Because you so love logic, you must hate creativity. TTRPG fans are creative. No true TTRPG fan demands adherence to logic [*] (have you even read many TTRPG setting guides?). Therefore, you are no true fan of TTRPGs. Obviously you are a cyberdemon-possessed mole sent to subvert our fun [9].
Did I win the Internet?
* Threw in the no true Scotsman fallacy for extra credit.
not-so-newguy
I'm the Straw Man in your argument
CleverNickName
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