[OT] Things to do at ENWorld when you're bored

megamania

Hero

• Jun 16, 2003

• #71

1,003,468- Say hi in every thread and mark the e-mail notication box. See how long until e-mail box breaks.

 

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megamania

Hero

• Jun 16, 2003

• #72

think of possible commercials (locations) to say "Can you hear me now? good."

A few that come to my mind involve various actresses (I think that is what they try to refer to themselves as these days), models and of course a specific mansion (NOT the X-men..though has some possibilities)

 

Mark

CreativeMountainGames.com

• Jun 16, 2003

• #73

John Crichton said:

122. Lure Mark into thread in the hopes of another song parody. I suggest some James Taylor just for kicks.

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1,003, 469. Ire and Flames

Too early this morning I wrote a parody song
Baraendur, you've tricked me into wasting time
I skimmed the thread quickly and got challenged by John
I just hope he knows that I'm the King of Rhymes

I've seen ire and I've seen flames
I've seen useless threads that I thought would never end
I've read mega-threads that I could not comprehend
And I wonder at all the time that I spend

Won't you Email me, my friend, MoRuss
You've got to help me understand
What keeps you going through another day
`Tween the site crashing and the posters you've banned
When do you even get a chance to play

Oh, I've seen ire and I've seen flames
I've seen bumped debates in an effort to extend
I've read tired points that a fool would not defend
Yet I know we must click "reply" to send

When a new thread starts with a lot of old parts and barely a disguise
Eric knows when a thread gets closed it'll make some people mad
Cause the gang sometimes in a state of mind with hackles on the rise
Don't see just to leave it be and feel compelled to add

Oh, I've seen ire and I've seen flames
Can you imagine posters wearing their Depends
As they tilt windmills til their bladder just distends
And I wonder when the insanity ends

Now I'm wondering if my parody offends
There's just a few thoughts I'm posting my subtle way, now
Thought I'd stir them, thought I'd stir the ire and flames, now

 

John Crichton

First Post

• Jun 16, 2003

• #74

Very nice!!

Classic James Taylor done in the stylings of Mark-who-is-only-rivaled-by-Weird Al. *golf clap*

 

Welverin

First Post

• Jun 16, 2003

• #75

Find every closed thread and read the mods reason for closing it.

Play the bump game.

 

jdavis

First Post

• Jun 16, 2003

• #76

- Point out that whatever Baraendur' s original point to this was, he is wrong.

- Ditch numbering system all together.

-Post the Hellcow.

 

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John Crichton

First Post

• Jun 16, 2003

• #77

* gets attacked by the Hellcow and passes out, covered in milk *

 

Hand of Evil

Hero

Epic

• Jun 16, 2003

• #78

I just read this thread.

 

Drawmack

First Post

• Jun 16, 2003

• #79

- thou postest en shakesperian english
- quote famous people, when it makes no sense
- JFK once said, "Pass The Salt"
- Attempt to get innocent threads like by posting random political comments to them.
- George W. Bush Sucks

 

Angcuru

First Post

• Jun 16, 2003

• #80

- Bees like honey.


Is it just me, or have we stared a Hivemind clone?