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<blockquote data-quote="takyris" data-source="post: 1335462" data-attributes="member: 5171"><p>Yeah, Bernadette Peters got totally <strong>nerfed</strong> in SitPwG. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></p><p></p><p>We do need d20:The Musical, though.</p><p></p><p>JEAN VALBARD:</p><p>Roll Init...</p><p>I can't believe we're going to fight again.</p><p>My ranks in bluffing never did kick in.</p><p>I told some jokes, the party laughed,</p><p>But with this sword I get the shaft,</p><p>Roll Init...</p><p></p><p>MARIUTHEURGIUS:</p><p>We will not be allowed in game...</p><p>Although our players were outspoken!</p><p> (JVB: Roll Init!)</p><p></p><p>MARIUTHEURGIUS AND ORDEROFTHEBOSETTE:</p><p>We've infamy instead of faaaaaaaaame</p><p>And everybody thinks we're broken...</p><p></p><p>GEOMANINE:</p><p>Roll init but not with me...</p><p> (M & OotB: No, my character is balanced!)</p><p>Roll init, but I'm not a-liiiiiiiive...</p><p> (M & OotB: Full spellcasting is just fine!)</p><p>I had powers and extra teeth...</p><p> (M & OotB: Let my saves stack or I'll whine!)</p><p>But we're playing 3.5!</p><p></p><p>ENJOLRANGER:</p><p>Roll init, but I'm confused!</p><p> (M: Am I fun to play or not?)</p><p>Am I dual-wielding or firing?</p><p> (M: Spells are weaker, but a buuuunch...)</p><p>No good stat for me to lose,</p><p> (M: Am I fluff or am I cruuuunch...?)</p><p>And I can't minmax my guuuuuy...</p><p></p><p>ALL:</p><p>Let's kill a troll, let's get XP</p><p></p><p>JVB:</p><p>Roll Init!</p><p></p><p>DMJAVERT:</p><p>Roll init and ride my railroad,</p><p>You have lots of freedom – NOT!</p><p>Obedience is what I'm owed!</p><p>I won't let you ruin my plot!</p><p> (JVB: Roll Init!)</p><p></p><p>M & MME. MINMAXIER</p><p>Ranger for the skills,</p><p>Fighter for the feats</p><p>Get a couple kills</p><p>And I will be so l33t!</p><p>Paladin for saves,</p><p>All of which will stack,</p><p>Grab me a greatsword</p><p>And I will Power Attack!</p><p></p><p>ALL:</p><p>Roll init and beat the story!</p><p> Kill the Big Bad Evil Guy!</p><p>Take his money and bling-bling!</p><p> Magic loot makes me go schwing!</p><p>For the XP and the glory!</p><p> One more dracolich must die!</p><p>Did we loot this NPC?</p><p></p><p>MARIUTHEURGIUS</p><p>I'm better than multiclassiiiiiiiing!</p><p></p><p>JVB:</p><p>Roll Init!</p><p></p><p>DMJAVERT</p><p>I won't read their little surveys,</p><p>I'll rule-zero half the game!</p><p>I can say "Not at my table!</p><p>I'll house-rule them into shame!"</p><p> (JVB: Roll Init!)</p><p></p><p>M & MME. MINMAXIER</p><p>Rogue at level one,</p><p>Fighter level two,</p><p>Wizard all the rest</p><p>And I can out-bard you!</p><p></p><p>JEAN VALBARD:</p><p>Just roll init and start the fight,</p><p>I'll stay in back and be alright,</p><p></p><p>ALL:</p><p>Just roll init and see if holy silver can hurt it,</p><p>Play the role...</p><p>Roll to play...</p><p>Roll iiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="takyris, post: 1335462, member: 5171"] Yeah, Bernadette Peters got totally [b]nerfed[/b] in SitPwG. :D We do need d20:The Musical, though. JEAN VALBARD: Roll Init... I can't believe we're going to fight again. My ranks in bluffing never did kick in. I told some jokes, the party laughed, But with this sword I get the shaft, Roll Init... MARIUTHEURGIUS: We will not be allowed in game... Although our players were outspoken! (JVB: Roll Init!) MARIUTHEURGIUS AND ORDEROFTHEBOSETTE: We've infamy instead of faaaaaaaaame And everybody thinks we're broken... GEOMANINE: Roll init but not with me... (M & OotB: No, my character is balanced!) Roll init, but I'm not a-liiiiiiiive... (M & OotB: Full spellcasting is just fine!) I had powers and extra teeth... (M & OotB: Let my saves stack or I'll whine!) But we're playing 3.5! ENJOLRANGER: Roll init, but I'm confused! (M: Am I fun to play or not?) Am I dual-wielding or firing? (M: Spells are weaker, but a buuuunch...) No good stat for me to lose, (M: Am I fluff or am I cruuuunch...?) And I can't minmax my guuuuuy... ALL: Let's kill a troll, let's get XP JVB: Roll Init! DMJAVERT: Roll init and ride my railroad, You have lots of freedom – NOT! Obedience is what I'm owed! I won't let you ruin my plot! (JVB: Roll Init!) M & MME. MINMAXIER Ranger for the skills, Fighter for the feats Get a couple kills And I will be so l33t! Paladin for saves, All of which will stack, Grab me a greatsword And I will Power Attack! ALL: Roll init and beat the story! Kill the Big Bad Evil Guy! Take his money and bling-bling! Magic loot makes me go schwing! For the XP and the glory! One more dracolich must die! Did we loot this NPC? MARIUTHEURGIUS I'm better than multiclassiiiiiiiing! JVB: Roll Init! DMJAVERT I won't read their little surveys, I'll rule-zero half the game! I can say "Not at my table! I'll house-rule them into shame!" (JVB: Roll Init!) M & MME. MINMAXIER Rogue at level one, Fighter level two, Wizard all the rest And I can out-bard you! JEAN VALBARD: Just roll init and start the fight, I'll stay in back and be alright, ALL: Just roll init and see if holy silver can hurt it, Play the role... Roll to play... Roll iiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiit!!! [/QUOTE]
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