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<blockquote data-quote="alsih2o" data-source="post: 443129" data-attributes="member: 4790"><p>A. putting members of the pack aboard gaurded ships and then gnawing through the ropes that keep them in dock.</p><p></p><p> this would scatter the population, setting a small group afloat on a ship with a full load <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p> B. with their rogue-ish skill set i can see the lead rat becoming one of the citys great art collectors,one stolen piece at a time..</p><p></p><p> C. ally with the enemies of a town, and move around enuf items to guarantee an attack of undead while an army lays siege to the town</p><p></p><p> D. guide service- not many folks can take you all the way from where the sewers meet the river backwards up into the soft and stinky unerbelly of the city, but during the rights nights at the right price, moonrats can</p><p></p><p> E. start a decent business by laying back cheese cultures monthly. a modicum of a frontman would keep most folks from asking too many questions......"where do they get the milk?" you ask? where do you think all the towns cats have been disappearing to? KITTY MILKING HARNESSES!</p><p> </p><p> imagine the adventurers entering the chambers of 2000 harnessed cats, milked and mistreated till used up, mewing for mercy.</p><p></p><p> F. i am sure a friendly agreement with a local vamp culd be a mutually beneficient exercise, the rats scaring the homeless towards the vamp, and the vamp leaving his digs for the rats during the day, and 3-5 nights a month</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="alsih2o, post: 443129, member: 4790"] A. putting members of the pack aboard gaurded ships and then gnawing through the ropes that keep them in dock. this would scatter the population, setting a small group afloat on a ship with a full load :) B. with their rogue-ish skill set i can see the lead rat becoming one of the citys great art collectors,one stolen piece at a time.. C. ally with the enemies of a town, and move around enuf items to guarantee an attack of undead while an army lays siege to the town D. guide service- not many folks can take you all the way from where the sewers meet the river backwards up into the soft and stinky unerbelly of the city, but during the rights nights at the right price, moonrats can E. start a decent business by laying back cheese cultures monthly. a modicum of a frontman would keep most folks from asking too many questions......"where do they get the milk?" you ask? where do you think all the towns cats have been disappearing to? KITTY MILKING HARNESSES! imagine the adventurers entering the chambers of 2000 harnessed cats, milked and mistreated till used up, mewing for mercy. F. i am sure a friendly agreement with a local vamp culd be a mutually beneficient exercise, the rats scaring the homeless towards the vamp, and the vamp leaving his digs for the rats during the day, and 3-5 nights a month [/QUOTE]
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