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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DM-Rocco" data-source="post: 2363998" data-attributes="member: 14451">185. The Rogue takes a sorcerer level and wants to train his monkey familiar to be a "loot Monkey" so he can get loot from fallen foes in combat before others. 186. The players are all spellcasters with high DC saves187. New guy shows up with a human with all 18s and said he rolled them fairly188. You tell him to reroll and he comes back with a human chracter with all 18s except CHR, which is 17.189. Every player has more spare time than you and min/maxs from books you never even heard of190. The party cleric, who is necassary to the success of the adventure, dies in a minor encounter in the first combat191. He announces that his character is happy with his god and is unwilling to be resed.192. The party Rogue doesn't like to steal...193. Everyone else in the party steals from everyone else, including other party members194. You never get anything done cause someone is always stealing from the party.195. The party cleric has figured out how to max her level to +13 when casting Holy Word196. You didn't notice until she blind sided you with it by only casting that spell through the whole dungeon197. The party cleric also discovered she could wind walk the party through the whole dungeon to get to the BBEG, by passing your hard work198. You try to nerf spells and the whole party threatens to turn evil, even though they act evil already anyway199. Girlfriend of PC wants to play, you send party on mission to deliver a message, she says, "Easy, I use my cell phone,"200. The party alchemist keeps trying to introduce guns and gun powder into your midevil campiagn.</blockquote>

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