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<blockquote data-quote="Darth K'Trava" data-source="post: 1684076" data-attributes="member: 20587"><p>247. Get in front of the dwarf who has a deathwish.</p><p>248. Give Gargauth the finger when he gives you the offer of "join me or die". (Roze, my cleric did that. Didn't die. She killed him the second meeting so I'd say he had the deathwish <em>daring</em> to ask a cleric of Torm to join him..... <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/laugh.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> )</p><p>249. Piss off the cleric.</p><p>250. Piss off the party fighter.</p><p>251. Piss off the mage.</p><p>252. Tell the Blackguard he looks sexier in pastels.</p><p>253. Tell the paladin that he can go get "friendlier" with his special mount.</p><p>254. Do evil deeds in front of the paladin.</p><p>255. Blame the evil deeds on the party cleric who wasn't there.</p><p>256. Urinate on the altar of the church of Pelor with all the resident priests watching you. And your cleric.</p><p>257. Tell Tyr that his form of "justice" is too heavy-handed and he can shove it up his backside and rotate it. </p><p>258. Denounce Cyric in the middle of a throng of his followers.</p><p>259. Argue with the DM. On everything. (we had a guy do that.)</p><p>260. Seduce the paladin with a succubus using hide alignment. Then reveal true nature after he somehow manages to impregnate her.</p><p>261. Use this offspring to garner revenge on "dear ol' daddy" for abandoning him as a child. </p><p>262. Question the DM's use of low-level monsters on a high-level party. (ie. Kobolds, goblins, etc.)</p><p>263. Stand in front of Ao, the gods' overlord, and call him a "Wuss" (or other vile, derogatory term).</p><p>264. Tell Torm that he gets off on watching Lolth shower. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f615.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-smilie="5"data-shortname=":confused:" /> </p><p>265. Call a paladin "lawful stupid" to his face.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Darth K'Trava, post: 1684076, member: 20587"] 247. Get in front of the dwarf who has a deathwish. 248. Give Gargauth the finger when he gives you the offer of "join me or die". (Roze, my cleric did that. Didn't die. She killed him the second meeting so I'd say he had the deathwish [i]daring[/i] to ask a cleric of Torm to join him..... :lol: ) 249. Piss off the cleric. 250. Piss off the party fighter. 251. Piss off the mage. 252. Tell the Blackguard he looks sexier in pastels. 253. Tell the paladin that he can go get "friendlier" with his special mount. 254. Do evil deeds in front of the paladin. 255. Blame the evil deeds on the party cleric who wasn't there. 256. Urinate on the altar of the church of Pelor with all the resident priests watching you. And your cleric. 257. Tell Tyr that his form of "justice" is too heavy-handed and he can shove it up his backside and rotate it. 258. Denounce Cyric in the middle of a throng of his followers. 259. Argue with the DM. On everything. (we had a guy do that.) 260. Seduce the paladin with a succubus using hide alignment. Then reveal true nature after he somehow manages to impregnate her. 261. Use this offspring to garner revenge on "dear ol' daddy" for abandoning him as a child. 262. Question the DM's use of low-level monsters on a high-level party. (ie. Kobolds, goblins, etc.) 263. Stand in front of Ao, the gods' overlord, and call him a "Wuss" (or other vile, derogatory term). 264. Tell Torm that he gets off on watching Lolth shower. :confused: 265. Call a paladin "lawful stupid" to his face. [/QUOTE]
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