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<blockquote data-quote="Vraille Darkfang" data-source="post: 1684398" data-attributes="member: 16989"><p>281. "Everbody's playing a Paladin? I guess I'll play a Chaotic Evil Assassin.</p><p></p><p>282. "God of Storms Huh?! Let's see how he likes a little "dwarf-rain" on his prescious alter!".</p><p></p><p>283. "Hey Computer! Yea You! Not only am I a Mutant, I belong to a secret society, too!"</p><p></p><p>284. My dwarf warrior is named Gimli (or elf ranger is Legolas, etc).</p><p></p><p>285. Ensign Red-Shirt reporting for duty sir!</p><p></p><p>286. Hey, DM! Your sister's really hot, we're going out next week.</p><p></p><p>287. Hey DM! Your ex-girlfriend's really hot, we're going out next week.</p><p></p><p>288. Hey DM! Your mom's really hot, we're going out next week.</p><p></p><p>289. Hey! We can make extra money by pimping out the druid, whadda think?</p><p></p><p>290. Give the wizard's familiar the "Bob Barker" treatment.</p><p></p><p>291. Show up to the game naked.</p><p></p><p>292. Ask the minotaur where you can get the best "Minotaur Oysters"</p><p></p><p>293. Roll up your character yourself. Roll all 18's.</p><p></p><p>294. After every hit, sing Queen's "We will rock you". The ENTIRE song.</p><p></p><p>295. After every hit, sing Led Zepplin's "Stairway to heaven". The ENTIRE song.</p><p></p><p>296. Play a deaf/mute character. Play it well.</p><p></p><p>297. Give the DM's significant other various "indecent" material . Say you found it under the DM's bed.</p><p></p><p>298. Bring cake. Let everyone but the DM have some.</p><p></p><p>299. When you kill theBBEG, Jump up, pimp slap the DM and scream "WHOSE YOUR DADDY!!"</p><p></p><p>300. Go to a Vampire LARP wearing a New Kids on the Block" Tee-shirt.</p><p></p><p>Got more if you wnat them,</p><p>Vraille Darkfang</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Vraille Darkfang, post: 1684398, member: 16989"] 281. "Everbody's playing a Paladin? I guess I'll play a Chaotic Evil Assassin. 282. "God of Storms Huh?! Let's see how he likes a little "dwarf-rain" on his prescious alter!". 283. "Hey Computer! Yea You! Not only am I a Mutant, I belong to a secret society, too!" 284. My dwarf warrior is named Gimli (or elf ranger is Legolas, etc). 285. Ensign Red-Shirt reporting for duty sir! 286. Hey, DM! Your sister's really hot, we're going out next week. 287. Hey DM! Your ex-girlfriend's really hot, we're going out next week. 288. Hey DM! Your mom's really hot, we're going out next week. 289. Hey! We can make extra money by pimping out the druid, whadda think? 290. Give the wizard's familiar the "Bob Barker" treatment. 291. Show up to the game naked. 292. Ask the minotaur where you can get the best "Minotaur Oysters" 293. Roll up your character yourself. Roll all 18's. 294. After every hit, sing Queen's "We will rock you". The ENTIRE song. 295. After every hit, sing Led Zepplin's "Stairway to heaven". The ENTIRE song. 296. Play a deaf/mute character. Play it well. 297. Give the DM's significant other various "indecent" material . Say you found it under the DM's bed. 298. Bring cake. Let everyone but the DM have some. 299. When you kill theBBEG, Jump up, pimp slap the DM and scream "WHOSE YOUR DADDY!!" 300. Go to a Vampire LARP wearing a New Kids on the Block" Tee-shirt. Got more if you wnat them, Vraille Darkfang [/QUOTE]
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