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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Apok" data-source="post: 949684" data-attributes="member: 1969">53)  Walk into a bar, declare that the finest brew in the place wouldn't pass for warm pisschango, pour the ale onto the counter top and set the bar on fire.  Then, proceed to kill the bartender and the armed patrons until the (18th level average) watch arrives to subdue your character while your drunk cleric companion begins summoning random animals into the bar to crush the guardsmen (ever seen a Dire Shark summoned in mid-air?).  Then, after being teleported to a prison cell, use your handy pick-axe to break out of the outer wall, fall about 50' to the ground, run back to the inn (being chased by more members of the uber-watch) and wreak more havok.  (Yes, I've done this before.  The character in question did survive, however.)</blockquote>